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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toe-knail
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Last night I dreamt I was in a swordfight with a knight, and he cut off the bottom part of my legs.

Sadly I was defeated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kiltebeest
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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Dark jokes my 10 year old hit me with part 2: penguins are alot like kids

Both can fly if you throw them hard enough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamerJoe85
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Australian tennis star Bernard Tomic's sister, Ana, agreeing with her friend Ally about the positions of body parts

Ana Tomic: Ally, correct

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Who was the only celebrity with four body parts in his name?

Tony Hancock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BitcoinBanker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Our cooking teacher gave us a notice about the part of our upcoming exam where we'd be working with cheese wheels...

"It'll be grated on a curve."

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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What starts with P and ends with ORN, and is the best part of the movie industry?

Popcorn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cosh1990
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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Did you hear the one about the secret agent that was captured behind enemy lines with a sheepdog as part of his disguise?

When he was put to death, his captors ground him up and baked him in the oven covered in gravy and mashed potatoes.

When questioned as to why such a cruel and unusual punishment was administered, they stated that this was the only way to correctly execute a shepherd spy.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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What body part do we shoot arrows with?

The elbow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/borna761
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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My girlfriend was walking thru the city with stilettos on when a part of one gave out...

She said, "what the heel!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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Oil on canvas. Hehe (best part? It was painted with acrylic!)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_demonfluffy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2018
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What part of the brain deals with knowledge about plants?

The treefrontal cortex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nubsnivel
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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What's the best part about going out to eat with a duck?

He's always stuck with the bill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotTobyFromHR
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2018
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I made a meal, with parts from every culture, using traditional Chinese methods

It was from all Woks of Life

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrequelsAMIRIGHT
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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What do you call a girl who thinks with her private parts?

A clitical thinker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeerkeGerard
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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What do you call a Harley Davidson made with Japanese parts?

Hardly Davidson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KarateChop231
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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I tried the world's most expensive coffee, Kopi Luwak, made with part-digested coffee cherries eaten and defecated by the Asian palm civet

Now every other type of coffee is un-civet-lysed

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2018
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Hey all! I'm getting married in September and a part of our Friday night dinner theme are dad jokes. Hit me with your best ones, please!

Like the title says. We're having a large backyard style dinner on the Friday night before our wedding, it's called "Dinner, Drinks, and Dad Jokes". So...we need lots of dad jokes to tell all of our guests. If you would be so kind, hit me with some of your favorite dad jokes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jplopinyourpants
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2016
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Your bullying neighbor next door decided that the part of your yard with his favorite tree in it is his yard now? Oh, boo hoo...

Crimea river.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PKsDancingGirl
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2017
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Why wasn't the guy impressed with the airplane parts in the movie?

They were just props.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xilban
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2016
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What part of the brain is associated with laziness?

The medulla idontgata

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πŸ‘€︎ u/welcomewilson
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2014
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Walking with a friend. He says I tan easily, I am part Indian, Eskimo in fact.

I-nu-it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnShaft
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2016
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I was playing cricket with body parts in the park today..

Nobody batted an eye lid!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andymac12345
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2015
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Dad gifts gaming PC to his sons in individual parts and wraps the components with some dad jokes.

http://www.reddit.com/r/buildapc/comments/1tnxio/my_kids_asked_for_a_gaming_computer_for_christmas/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wutda7
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2013
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What part of the brain deals with the knowledge of trees?

The treefrontal cortex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nubsnivel
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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