Part time Puns

A list of puns related to "Part time"

I got a part time job kissing both women and men

It's not much but it's getting me bi

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👤︎ u/awesomecorearts
📅︎ Jan 16 2021
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I've an uncle who works for the symphonie part-time.

He's a semi-conductor.

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👤︎ u/DeathcampEnthusiast
📅︎ Jan 14 2021
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I asked the barber to replace most of what the last barber did, make it three times longer, and give it three parts.

He said “oh, you want the Snyder Cut”.

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👤︎ u/banditk77
📅︎ Dec 30 2020
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I was doing gymnastics after a part-time shift at the tire change shop, my coach asked me how I learned to do back handsprings without a tumbling cylinder

I said it actually just took me a goodyear or two

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👤︎ u/dis907kid
📅︎ Jan 23 2021
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I’ve got a friend who is an electrician and a part-time detective

We call him Sherlock Ohms.

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👤︎ u/Guineaa
📅︎ Nov 13 2020
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My dad was demoted to part time as orchestra conductor due to budget cuts

Now he's a semiconductor.

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👤︎ u/CynAq
📅︎ Nov 12 2020
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What do you call someone who works part time on a train?

A semi-conductor

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👤︎ u/rebelflag1993
📅︎ Oct 07 2020
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In these times of crisis, we all have to do our part

I already started singing to people from far away.

What about you, are you practicing social distant sing?

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👤︎ u/jpereira73
📅︎ May 25 2020
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What part of your body is worried all the time?

The nervous system...

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👤︎ u/SaltyLemon404
📅︎ Dec 22 2019
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Only part of my leg fell asleep but it's been asleep a long time

I fear I have coma toes

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👤︎ u/Scoob1978
📅︎ Apr 05 2020
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A postal worker was recently fired from his part time job at the zoo.

He refused to address the elephant in the room.

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👤︎ u/Bullhead20
📅︎ Mar 09 2020
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I used to own 3 ski lodges, one in the Alps, one in Aspen and one in France. When I got divorced the first 2 times, my exes each got a lodge as part of the settlement. The third marriage, I decided I needed a prenuptial agreement to cover my assets. It was all I could do!

It's my last resort!

Edit: changed "it was" to "it's"

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jan 08 2020
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From the 2020 SAT, geometry section: A farmer is welding parts in his barn. He wants to cut four bars of equal length from two lengths of iron rebar measuring 16 feet, 8 inches and 5 feet, 10 inches. How much material will be discarded? Bonus: where will the rebar, once welded, go for a good time?

A square dance

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👤︎ u/dadacolt45
📅︎ Dec 18 2019
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The worst part about driving a beat up old car is worrying that it could break at any time.

Or worse, that it might not.

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👤︎ u/aaanold
📅︎ Oct 15 2019
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I had a part time job at the crash mat factory...

It was just something to fall back on

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👤︎ u/TerrySlews
📅︎ Nov 10 2019
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I'm a bus driver who's a part-time magician and my most popular trick is when I slam on the breaks

People fall over for it.

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👤︎ u/ninthpower
📅︎ Jun 18 2019
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When it’s time to part, I hate seeing my loved ones go.

It’s even worse with fives, tens and twenties.

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👤︎ u/DinesensLeatherOnly
📅︎ Jun 15 2019
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I've got a new part time job for a company making rubberised computer keyboards…

They offer flexible shifts…

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Mar 24 2017
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