Auntie went up ladder into high part of house. High part of house not so strong. High part of house have dangerous things. I worry about Auntie. She up there long time. Later Auntie come down ladder, safe. Whole event was..
I got a part time job kissing both women and men
It's not much but it's getting me bi
In college, I worked part time as a butcher's assistant.
You know, just to make ends meat.
What is the most important part of a Daylight Saving Time bill?
I asked the barber to replace most of what the last barber did, make it three times longer, and give it three parts.
He said “oh, you want the Snyder Cut”.
I've an uncle who works for the symphonie part-time.
I was doing gymnastics after a part-time shift at the tire change shop, my coach asked me how I learned to do back handsprings without a tumbling cylinder
I said it actually just took me a goodyear or two
I’ve got a friend who is an electrician and a part-time detective
We call him Sherlock Ohms.
My dad was demoted to part time as orchestra conductor due to budget cuts
Now he's a semiconductor.
What do you call someone who works part time on a train?
In these times of crisis, we all have to do our part
I already started singing to people from far away.
What about you, are you practicing social distant sing?
What part of your body is worried all the time?
A postal worker was recently fired from his part time job at the zoo.
He refused to address the elephant in the room.
Only part of my leg fell asleep but it's been asleep a long time
I used to own 3 ski lodges, one in the Alps, one in Aspen and one in France. When I got divorced the first 2 times, my exes each got a lodge as part of the settlement. The third marriage, I decided I needed a prenuptial agreement to cover my assets. It was all I could do!
It's my last resort!
Edit: changed "it was" to "it's"
I have 2 part-time jobs. For one, I put sodas into aluminum containers. For the other, I document a person's desires regarding what happens to their property after death
From the 2020 SAT, geometry section: A farmer is welding parts in his barn. He wants to cut four bars of equal length from two lengths of iron rebar measuring 16 feet, 8 inches and 5 feet, 10 inches. How much material will be discarded? Bonus: where will the rebar, once welded, go for a good time?
The worst part about driving a beat up old car is worrying that it could break at any time.
Or worse, that it might not.
I had a part time job at the crash mat factory...
It was just something to fall back on
I'm a bus driver who's a part-time magician and my most popular trick is when I slam on the breaks
When it’s time to part, I hate seeing my loved ones go.
It’s even worse with fives, tens and twenties.
I've got a new part time job for a company making rubberised computer keyboards…
They offer flexible shifts…
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