Paring Puns

A list of puns related to "Paring"

Why do they call it a paring knife?

Because it cuts things into two, so now you have a pair.

My 15-year-old had to think about this for a minute... Then he goes "Wait, doesn't every knife do that?" Congratulations, son, that's called critical thinking.

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👤︎ u/EwoksMakeMeHard
📅︎ Aug 15 2020
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Original joke time! The apples I had to remove the peals from all appeared in twos, matched for use together.

They pared up nicely.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ May 03 2020
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Did you hear about the pirate whose bird collection was too big?

Everyone kept telling him he needed to "pare it down"

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👤︎ u/timtucker_com
📅︎ Apr 17 2020
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