Car Parking Puns

A list of puns related to "Car Parking"

How much do cars like parking space?

Quite a LOT.

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👤︎ u/Neutranium
📅︎ Dec 06 2020
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Whilst reversing the car into a parking spot, I leaned over to my wife and said...

“Now this takes me back”

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👤︎ u/fredwardofox
📅︎ Sep 24 2020
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I was backing out of the parking lot earlier when I backed into a car! The driver was only 3 feet tall....!

He got out of the car and started waving his hands above his head! He kept yelling "I'm not Happy, I'm not Happy!"

So, I got out and yelled back, "Well, which one are you!?"

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👤︎ u/Existence111111
📅︎ Sep 26 2020
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I was walking in a parking lot and tripped. I hit my head on a car.

I fell into a Tacoma

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👤︎ u/Howard_Jones
📅︎ Aug 01 2020
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DadProTip: When you back out of a parking space, be sure to say "Thiiiis takes me back" every time your kids are in the car.
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👤︎ u/TimmyTesticles
📅︎ May 02 2019
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I wanted to say hi to the guy I saw while parking my car, but it looked like he was going through a lot.
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👤︎ u/TOBIMIZER
📅︎ Sep 14 2019
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We were driving by a parking lot full of cars. Dad points and says...

That's a lot!

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👤︎ u/SillyDaddy89
📅︎ Aug 19 2019
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I am very, very skilled at parking. I could probably park a car in any spot you think wouldn't be possible.

One could say I'm a hardcore parker.

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👤︎ u/PooterContributor
📅︎ Feb 21 2019
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The other day, I saw a guy pooping on a car in a parking lot.

If you ask me, that's really fowl behavior.

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👤︎ u/massivevivid
📅︎ Mar 04 2019
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While pulling into a parking lot my wife noticed a car with a reverse light out.

Our friend in the back seat was a dad for a short while. All I heard her say was "I guess only half of the car is backing up."

I'm so proud of her.

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👤︎ u/rudelyinterrupts
📅︎ Apr 21 2018
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Last night I was late to a dinner with friends because I couldn't find any parking. Eventually, I just parked the car in a place with a lot of foot traffic.

It got toed.

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👤︎ u/SandJA1
📅︎ Feb 12 2019
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Parking a single car doesn’t need much space, but parking 200 cars...

...now, that needs a lot.

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Mar 09 2018
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There's a scarcity of parking space in our vicinity but our premises are relatively big. So, I regularly help nearby companies by offering them a space for their cars on our grounds.

I allot a lot a lot.

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👤︎ u/unlucky_genius
📅︎ Mar 16 2018
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Fiance dad joked me while parking the car

While pulling into the spot he exclaims, "I'm turning into a parking spot!" After he parks the car he looks at me and says with a straight face, "Don't worry, I'll turn back into me later."

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👤︎ u/cherrybear
📅︎ Jun 17 2014
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Waiting in a line of cars in the parking garage...

Dad: We better turn off the fan, or we'll all get exhausted.

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👤︎ u/Commodore64Had2Score
📅︎ Dec 14 2015
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My dad stops abruptly in front of his car in the parking lot and looks at the hood...

"SHIT!" ....patiently waits for someone in my family to see the bird poop he is staring at while my mom is freaking out about a possible dent.

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👤︎ u/seewhatyadidthere
📅︎ Sep 17 2013
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My dad is driving the car out of a parking garage...

...and my little brother from the back seat says,

Brother: we just made four right turns in a row.

Dad: it's a good thing we haven't made any wrong turns yet.

Dammit Dad.

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👤︎ u/prince_la
📅︎ Dec 16 2013
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