I was rewatching Black Panther last week and it struck me. Andy Serkis and Martin Freeman
are 'Tolkien White Guys' in the movie
What kind of wheat does the Pink Panther prefer?
Durum durum durum durum durum durum durum duruuummmm
What did the black panther say when he saw someone doing something weird?
The Pink Panther was counting the ants that he had killed.
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead aaaaaant....
" Hey, did you know the Black Panther 2 is coming out soon" said my friend..
"Wakanda movies is it?" i asked
What sort of stereo equipment does Black Panther use?
The only two white actors in the Black Panther movie...
...are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
They’re the Tolkien white guys.
*Sent to my by a co-worker
Pink Panther's To Do List
- To Do
- To Do
- To Do To Do To Do To Do
- To Doooooooo
What do the pink panther and mulan have in common?
Dead hun...dead hun...dead hun, dead hun, dead hun, dead hun, dead huuuuunnnn
What does the pink panther say when he steps on an ant?
Dead-ant, dead-ant,
Dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-aaaannnnt
What did the Black Panther say when he was out getting ice cream with his friends?
Wakanda ice cream do you like?
Where does Black Panther stay when he's in New York?
How many dads it takes to sing the pink panther theme?
Dad da dad ,dadad dadad dadad dadad dadaaaaad,da dada da dad.
What equipment did the Pink Panther need to run all of his guitars?
Ten amps. Ten amps. Ten amps, ten amps, ten amps, ten amps, ten aaammmps.
What type of pants does pink panther wear?
Denim, Denim, Denim Denim Denim
Have you seen Pink Panther's to do list?
To do
To do
To do To do To do
To to to to dooooooo
Jesus was the black panther
What kind of street does the Pink Panther live on?
Dead end, dead end, dead end dead end dead end dead end dead eeeeeend.
what does the black panther use for protection
What did the Pink Panther say to his misbehaving son during a diaper change?
Butt up - butt up - butt up butt up butt up butt up butt up!
Why should you not race an African panther? (I made this one up)
What is the Black Panther's favourite song?
What did Black Panther say to his daughter when she got home after dark?
Wakanda time do you call this?!
Letitia Wright who plays Shuri in Plack Panther found out that Thomas Sanders called her a Disney Princess.
My wife was wearing her Black Panther shirt today.
So I asked her "Hey girl, Wakanda music do you like?"
I asked Black Panther what brand he likes his headphones
He said he's more of a Bose man himself
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Panther. Panther Who?
Panth er no panth, I’m goin’ thwimmin’
Pink Panthers TO DO list
- TODO
- TODO
- TODO TODO TODO TODO TODOOO
What type of car does Marvel's Black Panther drive?
Are members of the Black Panther Party...
What does the Pink Panther's to do list look like?
To do
To do
To do, to do, to do
To do, to doooo
My dad just hit me with this one during the Panthers Pats game
Dad - "Boy, I bet that stadium gets really hot after the game is over"
Me - "why?"
Dad "Because all the fans are gone"
My dad bet me five bucks that the Patriots would beat the Panthers last week. I guess we both won...
What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?
Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.
What does the black panther say when he is confused
What did pink panther say when he stepped on an ant?
Dead ant, dead ant. Deadant deadant deadant, dead ant, DEAD AAAANT. Deadant.
What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an anthill?
Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant. Dead aaaaaaaaaaaant.
What did the pink panther say when he stepped on a ant pile?
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant,
Dead ant.
What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnnt, dead dead dead dead ant.
What did the pink panther say when he stepped on a bug?
Dead ant.. dead ant.. dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant... dead ant dead ant
Martin Freeman (Bilbo) and Andy Serkis (Gollum) are in Black Panther
They're the two Tolkien white guys
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