Triple Black Panther Pun
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︎ Jan 26 2020
I was rewatching Black Panther last week and it struck me. Andy Serkis and Martin Freeman
are 'Tolkien White Guys' in the movie
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︎ Feb 18 2021
What kind of wheat does the Pink Panther prefer?
Durum durum durum durum durum durum durum duruuummmm
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︎ Jan 12 2021
What did the black panther say when he saw someone doing something weird?
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︎ Jun 10 2020
The Pink Panther was counting the ants that he had killed.
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead aaaaaant....
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︎ Jul 23 2020
" Hey, did you know the Black Panther 2 is coming out soon" said my friend..
"Wakanda movies is it?" i asked
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︎ Jun 05 2020
What sort of stereo equipment does Black Panther use?
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︎ Feb 14 2020
The only two white actors in the Black Panther movie...
...are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
Theyβre the Tolkien white guys.
*Sent to my by a co-worker
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︎ Feb 04 2020
Pink Panther's To Do List
- To Do
- To Do
- To Do To Do To Do To Do
- To Doooooooo
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︎ Jun 07 2019
Fozzy Panther
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︎ Sep 07 2019
What do the pink panther and mulan have in common?
Dead hun...dead hun...dead hun, dead hun, dead hun, dead hun, dead huuuuunnnn
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︎ Dec 23 2019
What does the pink panther say when he steps on an ant?
Dead-ant, dead-ant,
Dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-aaaannnnt
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︎ Oct 01 2019
What did the Black Panther say when he was out getting ice cream with his friends?
Wakanda ice cream do you like?
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︎ Apr 30 2019
Where does Black Panther stay when he's in New York?
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︎ Mar 13 2019
How many dads it takes to sing the pink panther theme?
Dad da dad ,dadad dadad dadad dadad dadaaaaad,da dada da dad.
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︎ Oct 03 2019
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︎ Feb 04 2019
What equipment did the Pink Panther need to run all of his guitars?
Ten amps. Ten amps. Ten amps, ten amps, ten amps, ten amps, ten aaammmps.
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︎ Jul 26 2019
What type of pants does pink panther wear?
Denim, Denim, Denim Denim Denim
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︎ Apr 30 2019
Have you seen Pink Panther's to do list?
To do
To do
To do To do To do
To to to to dooooooo
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︎ Jun 04 2019
Jesus was the black panther
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︎ Mar 06 2018
Wakanda panther is this?
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︎ Feb 26 2018
What kind of street does the Pink Panther live on?
Dead end, dead end, dead end dead end dead end dead end dead eeeeeend.
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︎ Dec 07 2018
what does the black panther use for protection
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︎ Mar 14 2019
What did the Pink Panther say to his misbehaving son during a diaper change?
Butt up - butt up - butt up butt up butt up butt up butt up!
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︎ Jul 01 2018
Why should you not race an African panther? (I made this one up)
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︎ Oct 05 2018
What is the Black Panther's favourite song?
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︎ Jun 09 2018
What did Black Panther say to his daughter when she got home after dark?
Wakanda time do you call this?!
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︎ Oct 15 2018
Letitia Wright who plays Shuri in Plack Panther found out that Thomas Sanders called her a Disney Princess.
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︎ Jan 04 2019
My wife was wearing her Black Panther shirt today.
So I asked her "Hey girl, Wakanda music do you like?"
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︎ Apr 21 2018
I asked Black Panther what brand he likes his headphones
He said he's more of a Bose man himself
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︎ May 07 2018
Knock Knock. Whoβs there? Panther. Panther Who?
Panth er no panth, Iβm goinβ thwimminβ
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︎ May 31 2018
Pink Panthers TO DO list
- TODO
- TODO
- TODO TODO TODO TODO TODOOO
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︎ Sep 24 2015
What type of car does Marvel's Black Panther drive?
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︎ Jan 30 2018
Are members of the Black Panther Party...
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︎ Jul 31 2016
What does the Pink Panther's to do list look like?
To do
To do
To do, to do, to do
To do, to doooo
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︎ Nov 07 2014
My dad just hit me with this one during the Panthers Pats game
Dad - "Boy, I bet that stadium gets really hot after the game is over"
Me - "why?"
Dad "Because all the fans are gone"
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︎ Aug 27 2016
My dad bet me five bucks that the Patriots would beat the Panthers last week. I guess we both won...
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︎ Nov 24 2013
What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?
Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.
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︎ Sep 29 2019
What does the black panther say when he is confused
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︎ Feb 26 2020
What did pink panther say when he stepped on an ant?
Dead ant, dead ant. Deadant deadant deadant, dead ant, DEAD AAAANT. Deadant.
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︎ Jul 04 2019
What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an anthill?
Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant. Dead aaaaaaaaaaaant.
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︎ Mar 27 2019
What did the pink panther say when he stepped on a ant pile?
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant,
Dead ant.
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︎ Dec 21 2018
What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnnt, dead dead dead dead ant.
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︎ May 12 2018
What did the pink panther say when he stepped on a bug?
Dead ant.. dead ant.. dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant... dead ant dead ant
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︎ Oct 23 2018
Martin Freeman (Bilbo) and Andy Serkis (Gollum) are in Black Panther
They're the two Tolkien white guys
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︎ Feb 12 2018
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