Oye Puns

This joke...

"What's an oying?"

"This joke"

His name would be "Dad Joke".

That way he can do lines like,

• "Don't call me later, call me Dad Joke"
• "What's this routine about?" "Oh about 15 minutes"
• "I always avoid the oying at the end of my routine" "Whats an oying?" "The end of this routine!"
• "I leave my chest super hairy fur protection."

Yesterday, my family and I were at a restaurant, where they happened to have a table where they sold candles, shot glasses, and other souvenirs. My grandmother picked up a candle, and my grandpa said: "Oye, son VELAS, no son TOCALAS" basically, in spanish "see them" is the same word as "candles". So he said "They're 'See them' not 'touch them'"