I just bought a bed that was advertised as making you fall asleep in under 5 minutes. It didn't work.

I guess it's a bunk bed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JEJoll
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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Who is this band, "Many More"? I always hear them advertised at festivals but I don't think I've ever heard one of their songs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/D3ltaforc3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Good to see my firewall is working as advertised.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Koty97
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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Ever wonder why weed killer doesn't kill as many weeds as advertised?

Turns out they always Round Up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sad-Crow
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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I'm on vacation in Vegas, and my hotel falsely advertised views of the Strip

It was a strip tease

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2018
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What's the worst part about a well advertised party that no one attends?

It's all buildup with no punchline.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dgrubbnasty
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2018
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I went to this place that advertised itself as a zoo, but when I got inside there was only one animal, and even that was a dog.

It was a Shih-Tzu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jewyouevenlift
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2018
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My university advertised in the newspaper for a new assistant professor. We were confused when the paper called and said that...

...we got our ad junked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Denda
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2011
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How would Missy Elliott advertise her ice cream shop?

"Get yo' free cone 🎡"

(credit: guy at work told this one in a meeting)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamesnearn
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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What do you call an advertisement for the Catholic Church?

Mass Marketing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McDudles
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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i don't know why marvel hasn't tried to put advertisements on the hulk.....

he's essentially a big banner.

Edit: credits to u/mindswag and idk if that was done before :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ziad_Amin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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Advertisers for cream cheese are running schmear campaigns...

...and they should all be lox'd up for their capers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ceelogreenicanth
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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I like to advertise my homemade fruit preserves at clubs.

Whenever a song comes on, I’ll hold up a jar and say, β€œThis is my jam!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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I absolutely hate people who advertise for ad blockers...

They’re practically begging to be silenced.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlenderByrd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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This Is A Paid advertisement: Have a home project you’re working on? For a limited time, Lowes Home Improvement is now selling Levels 2 for the price of 1!

Multi-level marketing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BHarcade
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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What do you call a hobbit that works in advertising ?

Billboard Baggins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Trying to Advertise to the Zoomers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Will1335
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Advertising catered to my tastes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealCodezz
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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i got a good one..: how did the non-profit sex worker advertise herself??

.."nut for sell"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Banoooooooo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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What do you call a man named Jason standing by an advertisement?

Adjasont

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrVoltoxicAF
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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I don’t get why minute rice advertises that it’s β€œminute”.

It’s just as small as other rice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brainsonastick
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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If I advertise old grapes, is that raisin awareness?

Are you gonna wine?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/entangled_dicks
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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You can’t spell advertisement without semen between the tits.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/y-a-s-h-a-s
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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fine enough, self advertisement? i think not.
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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Drove past a cafe which was doing advertising an "All day breakfast"

I thought "I don't have time for that"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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Targeted Advertising
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CAP1Sup1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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Why doesn't Arizona advertise?

Because at 99Β’ for a 24oz can the product sells itself!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StoopSign
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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I hired a firm to create an advertising campaign for me. Their idea was to use workbench clamps to hold the ads up for viewing.

I think that's just bad ad vise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebikerdad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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Using chromosomes in advertising

because you know, sex cells

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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How do you advertise a efficient shear ?

"This is cutting hedge technology".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/restlesssheep
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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Advertisements are a gold mine
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πŸ‘€︎ u/1averagepianist
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Liverpool FC once tried to get Yul Brinner to advertise their aftershave

But Yul never wore Cologne

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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I saw an advertisement that read: β€œTelevision for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.”

I thought to myself, β€œI can’t turn that down!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2017
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Why don’t company advertise on The Hulk?

After all he’s a big banner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dodgedude780
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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A salesman said his windows were unbreakable, so I punched one. That hurt, but not nearly as much as the window falling off the display and landing on my head. Unfortunately I can't sue...

...they were advertised as double-pain windows after all.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Quality advertising
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Itsmehereiam
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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If Tom Cruise and Terry Crews sold tickets for a meet and greet on a Ship headed for Mexico, they'd advertise the Cruise-Crews Cruise to Veracruz.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Tamassran_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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Every time i stop at a stop sign or stop light, i always hear advertisements for things

God, how i hate commercial brakes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boxymcboxbox
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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I saw a sign outside a camping shop advertising their annual sale. It read...

Now its the winter of discount tents!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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What if pigs could fly?

They could be employed to float aerial advertising banners, but they would likely be porcine carriers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bardbelle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Why hasn't marvel put advertisements on the hulk?

I mean he's essentially a giant banner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toolaroola12
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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I don't get why Marvel didn't put advertisements on the Hulk

He's essentially a giant banner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LysdexicGamer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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I don't know why Marvel hasn't decided to put advertisements on Hulk...

....I mean, he is essentially a giant banner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paturious
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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I don't know why Marvel hasn't tried to put advertisements on Hulk...

He's basically a giant banner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fresh1134206
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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Idk why Marvel hasn’t tried to put advertisements on Hulk.

He is essentially a giant banner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skycannon7
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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Why don't they put advertisements on the hulk?

He's basically a giant banner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yoavieden
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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