I just bought a bed that was advertised as making you fall asleep in under 5 minutes. It didn't work.
Who is this band, "Many More"? I always hear them advertised at festivals but I don't think I've ever heard one of their songs
Good to see my firewall is working as advertised.
Ever wonder why weed killer doesn't kill as many weeds as advertised?
Turns out they always Round Up.
I'm on vacation in Vegas, and my hotel falsely advertised views of the Strip
What's the worst part about a well advertised party that no one attends?
It's all buildup with no punchline.
I went to this place that advertised itself as a zoo, but when I got inside there was only one animal, and even that was a dog.
My university advertised in the newspaper for a new assistant professor. We were confused when the paper called and said that...
How would Missy Elliott advertise her ice cream shop?
"Get yo' free cone 🎵"
(credit: guy at work told this one in a meeting)
What do you call an advertisement for the Catholic Church?
i don't know why marvel hasn't tried to put advertisements on the hulk.....
he's essentially a big banner.
Edit: credits to u/mindswag and idk if that was done before :)
Advertisers for cream cheese are running schmear campaigns...
...and they should all be lox'd up for their capers.
I like to advertise my homemade fruit preserves at clubs.
Whenever a song comes on, I’ll hold up a jar and say, “This is my jam!”
I absolutely hate people who advertise for ad blockers...
They’re practically begging to be silenced.
This Is A Paid advertisement: Have a home project you’re working on? For a limited time, Lowes Home Improvement is now selling Levels 2 for the price of 1!
What do you call a hobbit that works in advertising ?
Trying to Advertise to the Zoomers
Advertising catered to my tastes
i got a good one..: how did the non-profit sex worker advertise herself??
What do you call a man named Jason standing by an advertisement?
I don’t get why minute rice advertises that it’s “minute”.
It’s just as small as other rice.
If I advertise old grapes, is that raisin awareness?
You can’t spell advertisement without semen between the tits.
fine enough, self advertisement? i think not.
Drove past a cafe which was doing advertising an "All day breakfast"
I thought "I don't have time for that"
Why doesn't Arizona advertise?
Because at 99¢ for a 24oz can the product sells itself!
I hired a firm to create an advertising campaign for me. Their idea was to use workbench clamps to hold the ads up for viewing.
I think that's just bad ad vise.
Using chromosomes in advertising
because you know, sex cells
How do you advertise a efficient shear ?
"This is cutting hedge technology".
Advertisements are a gold mine
Liverpool FC once tried to get Yul Brinner to advertise their aftershave
But Yul never wore Cologne
I saw an advertisement that read: “Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.”
I thought to myself, “I can’t turn that down!"
Why don’t company advertise on The Hulk?
After all he’s a big banner.
A salesman said his windows were unbreakable, so I punched one. That hurt, but not nearly as much as the window falling off the display and landing on my head. Unfortunately I can't sue...
...they were advertised as double-pain windows after all.
If Tom Cruise and Terry Crews sold tickets for a meet and greet on a Ship headed for Mexico, they'd advertise the Cruise-Crews Cruise to Veracruz.
Every time i stop at a stop sign or stop light, i always hear advertisements for things
God, how i hate commercial brakes
I saw a sign outside a camping shop advertising their annual sale. It read...
Now its the winter of discount tents!
What if pigs could fly?
They could be employed to float aerial advertising banners, but they would likely be porcine carriers.
Why hasn't marvel put advertisements on the hulk?
I mean he's essentially a giant banner
I don't get why Marvel didn't put advertisements on the Hulk
He's essentially a giant banner
I don't know why Marvel hasn't decided to put advertisements on Hulk...
....I mean, he is essentially a giant banner.
I don't know why Marvel hasn't tried to put advertisements on Hulk...
He's basically a giant banner.
Idk why Marvel hasn’t tried to put advertisements on Hulk.
He is essentially a giant banner.
Why don't they put advertisements on the hulk?
He's basically a giant banner
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