He's basically one big Banner.
I mean, he is a giant Banner.
You can’t use advertising as fishing bait.
"Drink Responsibly."
The label says water bottle, yet the containers are plastic.
He’s basically a giant Banner.
I mean basically he’s just a big Banner.
APRIL FUELS!!!!
The celebrity chuckled and said "Quite comfortably, on my limited-edition adjustable Tempurpedic mattress."
It was for a protein shake
I mean he's essentially a giant banner
I forgot my favorite song! I have jamnesia.
Who was that guy who bit my neck? Vamnesia.
I’ve been out of school so long, I can’t remember what it was like to stay up all night studying. I have cramnesia.
What band was George Michael in? Wham!nesia.
I can’t recognize my blood relatives…famnesia is a terrible condition.
I never pay enough attention to advertising emails to remember them — spamnesia comes in handy!
I used to drive the ice-smoothing machine, but forgot how. Zamnesia.
I’ve had memory issues ever since that aggressive sheep headbutted me. Ramnesia!
I could never be a prison guard, because I have a condition that prevents me from recognizing escapees: lamnesia.
I can never remember the names of women who are my social superiors…I have ma’amnesia.
What do they call that big concrete wall that blocks the Colorado River? Sorry, I have damnesia.
I’m not sure if I’ve ever eaten mussels — my clamnesia is acting up.
What did we eat during last year’s holidays? I have hamnesia.
Who’s that celebrity chef from New Orleans? I got a bad case of BAMnesia!
Mass Marketing.
Multi-level marketing
.."nut for sell"
I mean, isn’t he just a giant Banner?
I am writing a diploma thesis about the use of puns in advertising slogans. For this purpose I need to find 150 of them. So far I've been able to find around 80, but the more I have, the harder it is for me to find more, as my sources are going dry.
That's why I'm asking you for help! Can you give me any punny ad slogans you know of, or any punny company name?
Thanks in advance!
I think that's just bad ad vise.
He’s pretty much one giant banner..
He starts selling people big wooden walls, somebody who works there goes up to him and asks "Sir, you have to leave, you ant sell stuff in our own store." The man replies "Ma'am, don't worry, I'm saving you from a false advertising lawsuit."
It was a strip tease
My wife says "Well it's not going to be hard to find a huge easter egg." My wife has officially become a dad.
She wanted to go for broke
It's all buildup with no punchline.
It was just junk mail.
I turned to my GF and asked her if the cocktails were ‘Margaritas’. She, of course, was not impressed.
Hoe, hoe, hoe, green giant.
...we got our ad junked.
I work at a neighborhood bar, and we have a giant marquee that we regularly use to post bad puns and other cringey jokes. What's your best bar-advertising dad joke? The bar is nautical themed, so bonus points for anything seaworthy.
Pawduct placement
It's a pretty Nietzsche audience.
Their products don't hold anywhere near the 22-37 pounds advertised on the package.
He’s basically one big banner
He's essentially a giant banner
He's basically a giant banner
After all he’s a big banner.
He’s essentially a giant Banner
After all he is just a giant Banner
