I broke one of the rules of the subreddit.
Because in every man there is a little part of themself that is prostate.
Unpresidented.
The first episode is titled "Pilot?"
Yea, dad.
Hmmm.. I thought this was about bikers, not airplanes.
She craves anarchy.
I want anarchy!
Because proper tea is theftο»Ώ!
Because he needed an ark key to enter it.
So, I'm at the counter in a liquor store, where I see that the cashier is wearing a mock Sons of Anarchy shirt that says, "Sloths of Anarchy" and has a sloth as the logo. As he's ringing me up, I'm trying to think of the perfect way to compliment his shirt. AHA! THIS WILL BE PERFECT
He hands me my receipt and I say, "Hey man, I like the shirt" falling for my trap he replies, "Oh thanks dude, do you watch the show?" My genius reply:
"Yeah I did, but it was kinda slow"
He doesn't even notice and continues to ask if I watched the whole thing. Maybe the world isn't ready for my dad jokes.
Brother: It would be crazy if they didn't label keys by their owner's car. How would they know which key belonged to which car?
Dad: It would be anarchy.
