Not having much knowledge of the animals, he asks the owner to show him around and tell him about different breeds. "Sure, let's go," says the owner, and brings him over to the paddocks.
"So a lot depends on what you want the animal for," he says, and gestures to a powerful stallion running laps. "Over there, you've got your Type A horse: strong, fast, and a little unpredictable, but great if you want to get somewhere in a hurry."
"I think that'd be a little much for me," the man says, and the owner nods, then brings him over to see a mare quietly chomping at some hay in the shade. "This is a Type B horse - tends to be quiet and they're good companions, but not much for doing work."
The man pauses to think about what he wants the animal for, then looks over at a nearby pond and sees a horse swimming and diving over and over again. "What the heck is that one doing?" he asks the owner. "Oh, him? That's a C horse."
Yep. It's our bison-tennial.
Some might say it's a harey situation.
Roverdose
I guess it was just a pipe dream.
I was hauling ass
I said, “Thank you very much, I’ll have it with milk and two sugars please.”
I'd say it's got it's crows and caws.
well, it's two things!
I think it's fine.
It requires a stable income
Throwaway since I could be identified if someone tried hard enough.
My father is currently partaking in a long and grueling pilgrimage of over 300 miles on the Notre Dame Trail. The organizers suggested family members write letters to encourage and motivate the pilgrims.
I have chosen to borrow some amazing content from /r/dadjokes to text to my father on a daily basis. He loves to make bad jokes and is often seen laughing at his own puns. He said he tells the jokes to the group every day when they've finished walking and they always get a chuckle from the crowd.
So sincerely, thank you and keep up the good work!
My mother has also joined him for the final 3 days so if anyone has some good, clean mom related dad jokes, feel free to share them with me!
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
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You have to rush Limbaugh!
3.My noodle soup doesn't taste that good. It really laksa certain quality.
4.I know its cheesy, but I feel grate!
- can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
6.How did I escape Iraq? Iran.
7.What was Forrest Gump's email password? "1forrest1"
8.I CAN because I'm a CANadian!
9.I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
10.Never trust atoms, they make up everything.
11.Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
12.There are plenty of fish in the sea but until I catch one I'm just stuck here holding my rod...
AND MY FAVOURITE! 13.I was at the scene of a crime, it took place at a cartoonists house, we couldnt find work though, it was sketchy.
IM STILL WORKING ON #12 Post your favourite/own pun in the comments, this will now be... Puntastic! Also OGRES ARE LIKE ONIONS! THEY HAVE LAYERS! Chow!
"he chortled at his own pun."
Twice dragons.
Update: honestly thank you everyone, you guys are totally making this kids day! Distance learning in kindergarten has been rough and he misses seeing his friends pretty hard, so when I told him about this (I was able to use “Wreck-It Ralph : Ralph breaks the Internet” and buzz tube with likes/hearts as a reference) he’s been smiling from ear to ear nonstop since! A million thankyou‘s for the kind words and awards.
My how the stables have turned.
Edit: Wow guys, thanks for all the love!
He orders a drink, and asks for the check.
Duck billed platypus.
Edit: Thanks guys.
Problem was I was afraid something would go a rye
He said: "Sure, knock yourself out!"
It's a whiteboard
My wife doesn't want me using fowl language.
Just need help getting it off the ground.
It can really tie an outfit together
But I'm not buying it.
You know I would raise these super cute fluffy bunnies!
People would always ask me how it was: was it relaxing, fun, nice, a bore etc...?
I would always respond that it was honestly terrifying, like really scary.
People in bewilderment would always say: "what? scary? how can that be??"
I would respond: "well, it was hare raising"
Bar none.
As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door
coughy filters
A Honda Beat.
They were caws for concern.
By sheer will.
She has a nice piece of asp!
That's where I draw the line.
Aunt Teak.
It's all fun and games until someone gets Hurt.
Whoops wrong sub
But it escalated quickly
There's no place like home for the hollandaise.
I will be rolling in dough in no time.
Nobody in the car liked it.
It’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
I said, “Thank you very much, I’ll have it with milk and two sugars please.”
I said, “Thank you very much, I’ll have it with milk and two sugars please!"
I said, “Thank you very much, I’ll have it with milk and two sugars please.”
