A hummingbird.
Because he wanted his friends to see what he dead there.
It's because it's two tired.
Not only do I have to pay upfront, there’s also a daily charge!
But I never wear it....
It makes me light headed.
It’s called Holy Grounds.
A Cellfie
Kid: Hey dad, look at that! (Points with his finger to something off in the distance.)
Me: (Looking in direction he's pointing) What? Where? I don't see anything.
Kid: (Still pointing) Right there, look, you see it?
Me: (Still looking, getting annoyed that I don't see it) WHAT? What is it??
Kid: (Holding up the same finger) It's my finger!
I have been doing this to him recently and it always gets him. I love that he's able to totally get me with it now.
Edit: MY oldest, not Mt oldest. Not sure what the oldest mountain is, but it probably isn't as funny as my oldest kid is becoming.
I called it my butter from another udder.
It's called a Kit-Cat.
except Cancer
She's a vigilauntie.
Chewcaca.
Thought of that one at work today...
That's true entrepreneutership
A cattle-ac
Nobody in the car seemed to like it.
I do
Because they were 'week'.
Suture self 🤷♂️
It's for the grater good
He won by a nose!
they're all in mint condition!
The cows were udderly awesome.
It's your own asphalt
It’s considered a foul
She was a mathemachicken.
Twice dragons.
Update: honestly thank you everyone, you guys are totally making this kids day! Distance learning in kindergarten has been rough and he misses seeing his friends pretty hard, so when I told him about this (I was able to use “Wreck-It Ralph : Ralph breaks the Internet” and buzz tube with likes/hearts as a reference) he’s been smiling from ear to ear nonstop since! A million thankyou‘s for the kind words and awards.
It can write other words too.
I'm a big deal around here.
It's called Swole Foods.
He said with a trembling voice, "Because water works!"
It opened a lot of doors for me
He Kermited suicide.
The stables have turned!
She's a mathamachicken.
