Anne-other pun with a name.
You thought other puns were bad?
so i saw some other puns like this and decided to make one myself. Enjoy :)
You thought other puns were bad? wait until you (sorry I dunno how to add text to images and i'm new to reddit)
You thought other puns were bad? Just wait until you sea mine
I appreciate the red-it logo for this subreddit, but with all the other puns here...
It seems as if they blue it.
[META] can the sidebar link to other pun-related subreddits, e.g. /r/punny?
Would be nice, it was a long time before I happuned to find /r/punny and I'm sure that there are a lot of others that I don't know about. Also /r/TomSwifties.
I’m really loving the tree puns people are posting
They’re just such lightwooded jokes but I understand that it doesn’t teaks everyone’s fancy. I’m running out of tree puns so I might have to branch off to other puns or spruce up my current ones
In the spirit of sharing our kids attempts at dad jokes,
My daughter had to wire an essay about her hobby, which is softball. Her opener:
Pitcher this, you’re standing on a mound.
I was overwhelmed, and more proud than ever. She threw in some other puns too, it was an excellent essay, she’s giving me a run for my money, I batter watch out.
Edit: thank you u/PsychicGnome for the reminder that my kids are better parents than I am
Buddy of mine brought me a late Christmas present at work today
He and I are constantly messaging/texting each other puns/dad jokes all the time, so he decided to take it up a notch for Christmas: http://i.imgur.com/adLQdap.jpg
EDIT: The bag is sugar by the way. Guess who's bringing in lemonade after the weekend.
Two Deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says
“I can’t believe I blew 40 bucks in there”
Why don't the Jedi take off their shirts to greet each other?
Because only a Sith deals in ab salutes.
What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?
Scientists have discovered that, on occasion, an octopus will "punch" a fish for no reason other than spite
That's called Toxic Molluskulinity.
What did sine and cos say to each other?
Nothing. They just waved.
What did one eye say to the other eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
If Queen Elizabeth farts during dinner, all the other guests are supposed to pretend as if nothing happened.
Noble gases have no reaction.
What did one fish say to the other fish?
How should I know? I dont speak fish
Why do I feel healthy on Saturdays and Sundays, and so sickly for all the other days ?
Maybe, I just have a weekend immune system.
I ate a watch the other day
It was time consuming. I ended up going back for seconds.
Text message conversation with my dad the other day, where I out-dadded him.
Dad: Give me your best knock knock joke. Or jokes. Do it when you can no rush.
Me: Does it have to be a knock knock joke or can it be any joke?
Dad: Knock Knock.
Me: Who’s there?
You can shoot people with mayonnaise, but not other condiments
Your crimes will then ketchup to you.
What did one ocean say to the other?
They didn’t say anything; they just waved.
Someone the other day asked me what empathy is
I posted something on here the other day and didn’t get a single upvote
How do you call a country where everyone discriminates each other?
How can I get someone to hang out with me, laugh at each other’s jokes, and maybe share some fun platonic experiences together throughout our lives?
How do people on drugs greet each other?
I mean a deaf person with one arm the other day...
The conversation was pretty one-sided.
2 snowmen out in a field, one turns to the other and says...
I had a Pelican curry the other night.
The food was ok but the bill was enormous.
What did one saggy boob say to the other?
“We gotta start getting some support around here or people are gonna think we’re nuts”
The other day I decided to install a highly decorative wall plug in my living room.
I needed a creative outlet.
What did one hat say to the other?
You stay here, i'll go on a head
Whaddya call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?
Eileen.
Whaddya call her Asian cousin.
Irene
What did one spice say as the others were leaving?
What did the tree say too the other tree
Did you hear that Vanessa Williams got robbed the other day?
They need to stop Robin Williams
What do you call an Italian moose with one leg shorter than the others?
Honest LPT: I got embarrassed the other day, and want to help other people avoid making my mistake. Now this might seem counterintuitive, but if you come up with a good dad joke MEMORIZD it and NEVER write it down. Because the moment you put it on paper...
My car was wrecked by a sheep the other day.
In hindsight, the sheep probably shouldn't have been driving in the first place.
None of the other subs seem to appreciate my festive Gingerbread house. Maybe you folks would appreciate it?
I was reading a book about an immortal horse the other day.
It was impossible to put down
One hat says to the other,
"You wait here, I’ll go on a head."
I met a pessimistic photographer the other day...
He wouldn’t stop talking about negatives.
So I caught a frog and a toad having a great time in my backyard just the other day.
They were playing a game of croquet.
My town just set the record for the longest line fighting each other
You could see the punch line coming from a mile away
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other
“Do you know how to drive this thing?”
I saw a sign the other day, "we sell moving boxes"
I guess they don't sell stationery boxes.
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