A list of puns related to "Racism"
Discriminasian
Calling a white person a cracker
I don't know, but I sure see a lot of posts that say the only way to end racism is with Unity.
A calcu-now.
After all, racism is only skin deep
What is often characterized as a very conservative organization has taken a stance against racism. I'm not surprised at all though. To anyone who's been paying attention, from its very beginnings, NASCAR has always been veering to the left.
Because they're inbred.
Every one in the KKK looks the same to me.
Oy sauce!
lacktoes intolerant
We parked under a tree and as we were walking away I had to turn back because I forgot to lock the car.
Me - shit, forgot to lock the car. Wife - you might want to do that cause the tree is looking a little shadey.
In Australia, there is a fairly well known Labor Party senator called Penny Wong. Today my dad saw me reading something online about a much less well known Green Party senator named Penny Wright. On noticing the name, he says to me "With all these Penny's in the senate, I can't tell Wright from Wong."
Because their knee grows.
The topic is racism. My mom, sisters, and I are talking about how racism and stereotypes are not the same while my dad just quietly eats his food. We all give some examples of stereotypes for different cultures and how they might have come about. Then there is a break in the conversation.
A break for dad to casually throw in his two cents: "Many stereo types are from Japan."
I can imagine his thoughts before saying it. Oh, I've got one for this. Come on, set me up set me up . . . yes!
Good stuff, dad.
^No racism intended whatsoever
Credit for pun goes to [ollies-outies] (http://ollies-outies.tumblr.com)
My GF and I were driving to a restaurant and I needed to get gas. There was a gas station on the way but my GF couldnt think of the name.
GF: I think its called race-something.
Me: Hopefully its not ism
GF: Huh?
Me: Ism, hopefully its not racism
She laughed. She was thinking it would be a Racetrack but it ended up being a Sunoco.
I love dad jokes
I was taking photos of my dog and I tell my dad,
Me - "Everytime the camera went "click" Nate would smile for me"
Dad-"Oh you must have an American camera"
Me-"Uh what?"
Dad-"If it was Asian made it would go "crick""
Oh subtle dad racism
Isn't so black and white.
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