Why didn’t the duck family take in the orphaned cygnet

β€˜Swan more mouth to feed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juicymayo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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My friend who grew up as an orphan officially became a priest yesterday.

He’s Father Les.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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Why cant orphans go on field trips?

Because they need a parent signature

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrimSk8r
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?

A selfie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_joshi_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family portrait(Sorry if it's not a dadjoke, it's my first time here)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirSouls_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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What do you get when you grind orphan wheat?

Self-raising flour.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SumFunnyOne
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Set-Life-Medic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Its great being an orphan....

Every bag of chips is family sized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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If your name is Foster you're probably an orphan.

Because your parents are Foster parents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smakattak
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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What did one orphan say to the other?

Quick, Robin! Get in the Batmobile!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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What kind of flour do you buy an orphan

Self raising flour

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KillRespectively1
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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What did batman say to robin before they got into the bat mobile?

Robin get in the car.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noodlesvonsoup
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiskeyBadger_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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I created a website for orphans

But there isn't a home page .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnny_Two_Timez
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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Did you hear about the diamond, super short sword that Annie the Orphan found?

It's a hard rock knife.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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What's an orphan's favorite restaurant?

probably not a family restaurant...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rudeimage
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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A stoner, a Jedi, and a recent orphan walks into a bar

Blunt Force Trauma

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πŸ‘€︎ u/man_nowhere
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Why do Orphans love the iPhone X? Cause it does not have a home button.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/syheadafsar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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What did Cher say to the orphan pig she rescued? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealisticAttack
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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What do you call an orphan kid who makes a lot of dad jokes?

Apparent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Secrethat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2017
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What's the difference between an orphan and a bastard?

Isn't it a parent?

-Andy James Scafidi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unenthusiasm7
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2017
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Orphan Fart

So I'm riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning. My dad starts laughing at me...

Dad: "Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?"

Me: "Why dad?"

Dad: "Because it ain't got no Pop! Huehuehuehue!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bromie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2013
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What do you call a shapeshifter without parents?

A morphan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lesbian-potato
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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What do historians call the period of time in which many parents left their infant children behind?

The orphanAGE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grantzke
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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What's the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?

Well, one is an orphan and the other is an ore fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chocorrupt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2018
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How does Batman become a Power Ranger?

He yells "IT'S ORPHAN TIME!!!"

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πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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What do you call a dog with no legs?

Call it whatever you want, its not going to come anyways.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squiblez
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2015
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What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family photo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/multiplefroggs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family photo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmar4234
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family photo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Connor0388
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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Whats the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmar4234
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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What do you call an orphan?

Paren't

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gaby_48
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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It's good being an orphan....

Every bag of chips, is family sized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family photo.

(credit: @willieilish_)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madilikescats
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Why cant orphans play baseball?

They dont know where home is

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BonyPoi3
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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What did one orphan say to the other?

Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/REDcamp
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They don’t know where home is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RaptorDesign
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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My friend who grew up an orphan, was ordained as a priest yesterday.

He’s Father Les.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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Why don't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/d4hm3r
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2016
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What did one orphan say to the other?

"Robin go get the bat mobile!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meltedpickless
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2018
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Why are orphans bad at baseball?

Because they don't know where home is

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pocketaces4
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2017
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Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they can't find home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mustachereviews
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2017
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