Why didn’t the duck family take in the orphaned cygnet
My friend who grew up as an orphan officially became a priest yesterday.
Why cant orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait(Sorry if it's not a dadjoke, it's my first time here)
What do you get when you grind orphan wheat?
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Its great being an orphan....
Every bag of chips is family sized.
If your name is Foster you're probably an orphan.
Because your parents are Foster parents.
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! Get in the Batmobile!
What kind of flour do you buy an orphan
What did batman say to robin before they got into the bat mobile?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I created a website for orphans
But there isn't a home page .
Did you hear about the diamond, super short sword that Annie the Orphan found?
What's an orphan's favorite restaurant?
probably not a family restaurant...
A stoner, a Jedi, and a recent orphan walks into a bar
Why do Orphans love the iPhone X? Cause it does not have a home button.
What do you call an orphan kid who makes a lot of dad jokes?
What's the difference between an orphan and a bastard?
Isn't it a parent?
-Andy James Scafidi
Orphan Fart
So I'm riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning. My dad starts laughing at me...
Dad: "Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?"
Me: "Why dad?"
Dad: "Because it ain't got no Pop! Huehuehuehue!"
What do you call a shapeshifter without parents?
What do historians call the period of time in which many parents left their infant children behind?
What's the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
Well, one is an orphan and the other is an ore fan.
How does Batman become a Power Ranger?
He yells "IT'S ORPHAN TIME!!!"
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Call it whatever you want, its not going to come anyways.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Whats the difference between an apple and an orphan?
What do you call an orphan?
It's good being an orphan....
Every bag of chips, is family sized.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
(credit: @willieilish_)
Why cant orphans play baseball?
They dont know where home is
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
My friend who grew up an orphan, was ordained as a priest yesterday.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What did one orphan say to the other?
"Robin go get the bat mobile!"
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
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