An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view , so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out βcan you all see me now?β
"yes"
"oui"
"si"
"Ja"
What is a MΔori' favourite car?
Kia Ora Ford.
So I check my phone and my wife asks "What's up at Reddit?"
I answer, "A photo of a man who was ran over by cement roller. Someone may find this funny, but in my opinion, such jokes are kinda flat."
She actually laughed.
I was told I needed to work on my Cardio, is this what they meant?
Grand-dad jokes
My daughter looking at disney princesses: whos thay
Me: thats Ariel
Grand-dad: i didnt know they named princesses after antennas
