What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hardcoredad
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What’d the confused alligator say when acting like a rooster?

Croc-a-doodle-doo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aschtopher
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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What do you call an organized alligator?

I don't know, but you better not mess with it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SodArgon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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What do you call an alligator that always tries to stir up trouble

An Instigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsKnotThatBad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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What's the difference between a bath tub and an alligator?

(Dad waits for the common response: "I don't know, what?")

Then I'd advice you to never take a bath.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twozon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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One of my friends asked "what's the best way to cook an alligator?"

I said, "in a croc pot".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uhavethebiggay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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Does anyone know the difference between a Crocodile and an Alligator?

One will see you later and the other will see you in a while

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tokyo_Addition-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Did you know that alligators have a lifespan of up to about 100 years?

It means they’ll have a better chance to see you later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Willrj93
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?

You get an Investigator!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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I just read that alligators can grow upto 15feet.

But I haven't seen any with more than 4.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__teju
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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What do you get when you cross an alligator and a crocodile.

A funeral.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/papserk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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What does an alligator drink when hurt?

Gator-Aid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Therealheetahlegs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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What do you call an alligator with a compass?

A Navigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/my_pp_small_but
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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Bye bye alligator
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UltraCarrot1234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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What's the most common std in alligators

Gatorades

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πŸ‘€︎ u/volt_the_turtle
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile

By paying attention to whether it sees you later, or in a while

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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What do you call an alligator trying to solve a crime?

An investi-gator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inoobie_am
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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Did you know that alligators can grow up to 15 feet

But most have 4

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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What do you give an injured alligator?

Gatorade

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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What's it called when an alligator drinks a hot sweet beverage?

Croccy milk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theosinc930
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You take note of whether it sees you later or in a while

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mystichunterz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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What do you call a alligator equipped with gps?

A Navigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/j0hnk50
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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So I was out at the museum with my daughter today and got the ultimate dad joke in. Employee asks kids "Does anyone know the difference between a Crocodile and an Alligator?"

One will see you later and the other will see you in a while?

Daughter groaned, employee laughed, other dad's nodded approvingly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darkbow85
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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What’s the difference between a toothbrush and an alligator?

If you don’t know, you better be careful next time you brush your teeth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sreeazy_human
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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What does an alligator drink when they are tired?

Gatorade

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ALizardKing
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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What happens to an alligator when it gets a gps?

it becomes a... hehe... a NAVIGATOR HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SinSlayer420
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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Alligators don’t butt dial

They crocodile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akarenbon
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LongDecision1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmar4234
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DurgraxD
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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What does an alligator cook in?

A crock-pot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rick--Diculous
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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What do you call an Alligator with a Vest on?

An Investigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrisimNight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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How do you know the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

One you see later the other you see after a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajkulick
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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What's the best way to cook alligator?

In a crock pot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KiwiCandle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An invest-agator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Billy35365
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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What do you call a alligator in a vest?

An in-vest-a-gator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smurph_92
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile

by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evanmcook
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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What do you call an alligator in a vest

An investigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhoTheF---AmI
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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Alligators can grow up to 15 feet

But most have only four

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Genomademe
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An Investigator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kgk007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?

An investigator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Futureman16
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile

by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlovenianGregor
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Do you know how to distinguish between an alligator and a crocodile?

One sees you later and the other after a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tzlt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Firelff
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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