A list of puns related to "Adders"
So he could focus on his siesta.
Hisstory
They can be great Adders
English should be a hawk, they have good eyes, and you need good eyes for reading. History should be bowhead whales since they’ve lived through more than anyone else. And finally, maths should be snakes, I hear they’re great Adders.
It’s okay. It was an adder.
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So Noah asked them, ”Why aren’t you multiplying?”
The snakes replied, “We can’t, we’re adders.”
Because they’re adders...
...and so off they went two by two, and within a few weeks Noah heard the chatter of tiny monkeys, the snarl of tiny tigers and the stomp of baby elephants.
Then he heard something he didn't recognise… a loud, revving buzz coming from the woods. He went in to find out what strange animal's offspring was making this noise, and discovered a pair of snakes wielding a chainsaw.
"What on earth are you doing?" he cried. "You're destroying the trees!"
"Well Noah," the snakes replied, "we tried to multiply as you bade us, but we're adders… so we have to use logs."
3.14 inches. Well, at least pi-thons and adders are.
After some time, Noah came upon two snakes who were just lying there sunning themselves.
So Noah asked them,”Why aren’t you multiplying?”
The snakes replied, “We can’t, we’re adders.”
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