What rhymes with orange.

No it doesn't.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Remo1975
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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My daughter told me nothing rhymes with orange. I told her she’s wrong.

Nothing and orange have completely different ending sounds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marfalump
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FadiCh2002
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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So I used to work at an orange juice factory...

But I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrimaryStrict
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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People just keep saying, "Nothing rhymes with orange."

I keep telling them, "No it doesn't!"

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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My friend says to me, β€œWhat rhymes with orange?”

I told him, β€œNo it doesn’t!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LayThatPipe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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What do you call a male orange?

Mangerine!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SweetBabyGollum
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesomecorearts
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?

You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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Why did pirates eat oranges?

For the vitamin SEA

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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I dreamt last night I was swimming in an ocean full of orange soda. Then I woke up..

..and realized it was just a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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What did the apple say to the orange?

Nothing , apples can’t talk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reallewbag92ttv
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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What's orange and sounds like a Parrot? (courtesy of a 9 year old)

A carrot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notlikelyevil
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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True story: I was a kid, watching TV in our living room. My dad was outside using the grill. All of a sudden he bursts in the door hopping on one foot yelling β€œI stepped on a Bee!”

I was so concerned I jumped up and ran over to him...

Earlier that day my friend and I who were really into mountain biking had been using really sticky letters to put our names on our bikes. We were working near the general area of the BBQ.

Apparently I had dropped one...

Stuck to the bottom of my dads foot was the letter B....

A legendary dad joke from a legendary dad.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?

It got wrapped up in appeal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OracleOfWherever
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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From my 7 yr just now: Dad, last night I dreamed I was swimming in orange soda.

Turns out it was just a Fanta-sea.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.

It really came out of the purple.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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What is orange and hikes around in the hills?

A wanderine

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?

Woo! Tang is forever!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waldo06
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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One impeachment is bad, but two impeachments

That’s just unpresidented

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigg_UN
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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Imagine the waters being filled with orange flavoured soda

That's my fanta sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M_OrangeJu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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The orange juice industry is not doing very well.

Tomorrow they will give a special press release.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cosh1990
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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What rhymes with orange

Sorry no it doesn’t I thought it did.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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What you call a boat in your belly button?

A Naval Ship

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArtOfPuns
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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Where do really small apples come from?

Minneapolis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cherry_Treefrog
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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My wife asked me to go get some milk

My wife: can you go out and get a gallon of milk, if they have oranges get 5

Me: *comes home with 5 gallons of milk"

My wife:???

Me: they had oranges...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/loot98
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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Orange you glad it’s fall??

Lol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A-constant-beat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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I had a day dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda.

It was more of a fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RodimusMajor84
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
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What rhymes with orange

No it doesn’t

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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Whats Orange and sounds like a parrot?

Carrot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kundan_n
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?

Carrot

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/willout123
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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Guy: "What rhymes with orange?"

Me: "No it doesn't".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/listerjed1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot ?

A carrot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potatooftheabys
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slcikdeaaal
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

Carrot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tvz32
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

a carrot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/detrickster
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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I got canned from a Orange juice factory...

Just couldn't concentrate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What i orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GobAteMyHamster
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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What rhymes with orange?

No it doesn't, "what" sounds nothing like "orange"

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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Yesterday I dreamt that I was swimming in orange soda.

It's just fanta-sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chihiro_yoru
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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I had this dream, where I was floating in this ocean made up of orange soda

Turns out it was just a Fanta sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MushuTheGreat17
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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What rhymes with orange?

No it doesn’t

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MangoAway17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlintTheDad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot ?

A carrot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrjaxson1111
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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What do a Unicorn and an ocean filled with orange soda have in common?

They are both a Fanta Sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heybuddy313
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whitoreo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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