My daughter told me nothing rhymes with orange. I told her she’s wrong.
Nothing and orange have completely different ending sounds.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
So I used to work at an orange juice factory...
But I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.
People just keep saying, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
I keep telling them, "No it doesn't!"
My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?”
I told him, “No it doesn’t!”
What do you call a male orange?
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
Why did pirates eat oranges?
I dreamt last night I was swimming in an ocean full of orange soda. Then I woke up..
..and realized it was just a Fanta sea.
What did the apple say to the orange?
Nothing , apples can’t talk
What's orange and sounds like a Parrot? (courtesy of a 9 year old)
True story: I was a kid, watching TV in our living room. My dad was outside using the grill. All of a sudden he bursts in the door hopping on one foot yelling “I stepped on a Bee!”
I was so concerned I jumped up and ran over to him...
Earlier that day my friend and I who were really into mountain biking had been using really sticky letters to put our names on our bikes. We were working near the general area of the BBQ.
Apparently I had dropped one...
Stuck to the bottom of my dads foot was the letter B....
A legendary dad joke from a legendary dad.
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
From my 7 yr just now: Dad, last night I dreamed I was swimming in orange soda.
Turns out it was just a Fanta-sea.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
What is orange and hikes around in the hills?
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
One impeachment is bad, but two impeachments
That’s just unpresidented
Imagine the waters being filled with orange flavoured soda
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
What rhymes with orange
Sorry no it doesn’t I thought it did.
What you call a boat in your belly button?
Where do really small apples come from?
My wife asked me to go get some milk
My wife: can you go out and get a gallon of milk, if they have oranges get 5
Me: *comes home with 5 gallons of milk"
My wife:???
Me: they had oranges...
Orange you glad it’s fall??
I had a day dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda.
It was more of a fanta sea.
Whats Orange and sounds like a parrot?
Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
Guy: "What rhymes with orange?"
I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot ?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
I got canned from a Orange juice factory...
Just couldn't concentrate.
What i orange and sounds like a parrot?
What rhymes with orange?
No it doesn't, "what" sounds nothing like "orange"
Yesterday I dreamt that I was swimming in orange soda.
I had this dream, where I was floating in this ocean made up of orange soda
Turns out it was just a Fanta sea
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What's orange and sounds like a parrot ?
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
What do a Unicorn and an ocean filled with orange soda have in common?
They are both a Fanta Sea
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
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