Who is the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
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What's the opposite of ground beef?
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︎ Feb 24 2023
What's the opposite of gratitude?
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︎ Apr 22 2023
79% of people donβt know the opposite of these words:
1: Always 2: Coming 3: From 4: Take
5: Me 6: Down
edit: holy shit this got 1M views. regardless of their reaction iβm glad I can say I >!rick rolled!< 1 million people. thatβs fuckin solid.
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If con is the opposite of pro, then what is the opposite of progress?
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︎ Nov 08 2022
You know, the Marines and the CIA are the complete opposite of each other
The CIA have Assets and the Marines have bases.
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Whatβs the opposite of a ladybug?
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︎ Mar 15 2023
What's the opposite of being gluten-intolerant?
Being lack-toast intolerant.
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Whatβs the opposite of ladyfingers?
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︎ Jan 04 2023
What fruit is the opposite of a marionberry?
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︎ Jan 20 2023
Whatβs the opposite of Himalayan Salt?
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If the prefix "pro" means for and "con" means against...
does that mean Congress is the opposite of progress?
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A narcissist walks into a bar and orders a drink for the handsome gent winking at him from the opposite side of the room. The bartender looks around.
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︎ Dec 23 2022
What's the opposite of a wet thunder lizard?
A drynosaur!
Nobody in my house thought this was funny the first time. Or the twenty third time.
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︎ Jan 14 2023
What is the opposite of an Anti-Hero?
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What's the opposite of lady fingers?
Mentos
(I will see myself out)
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︎ Jan 31 2022
English teacher said this in class -
"Shoutout to people who don't know the opposite of in"
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︎ Apr 24 2023
Whatβs the opposite of Poland?
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︎ Nov 26 2022
Daffynitions
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︎ Apr 27 2023
Do you wanna hear a joke about the opposite of Artificial Intelligence?
Nevermind.... It's real stupid.
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︎ Oct 10 2022
Pretty proud of this one.
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︎ Mar 05 2023
What's the opposite of a croissant?
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︎ Jan 09 2022
My favorite string of jokes to tell consecutively
Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
A: Lean beef
Q: What do you call a cow with 1 leg?
A: Stake
Q:What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Cattlesnake or Ground beef (depending on their answer)
Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
A: Your mom
I just love how it ends with a your mom joke π€£π€£
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What is the opposite of an antibiotic
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︎ Sep 10 2022
What would you call it if NASCAR ran their races in the opposite direction?
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︎ Aug 05 2022
Shout out to...
...the people wondering what the opposite of in is.
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︎ Mar 23 2023
My dog is the exact opposite of me. She pants when it's hot...
...but I only wear pants when it's cold!
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︎ Nov 19 2022
My grandma is the opposite of tech savvy: it took her months to learn to use a mouse
But then it finally clicked
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︎ May 26 2022
Did you hear a team of scientists found a new pill that does the exact opposite of Viagra?
The lead scientist said βit wasnβt hardβ.
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︎ Nov 20 2022
What is opposite of hurricane?
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︎ Oct 01 2022
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
As long as you throw it hard enough!
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︎ Mar 26 2023
So I just learned that "I'm sorry" and "I apologize" usually mean the exact same thing!
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After weeks of failure and unsuccessful attempts, the sorcerer finally perfected his enchantment to make the rain stop.
It was quite the dry spell
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︎ Apr 24 2023
What's the opposite of a Debbie downer?
A bethanphetamine...
I'll see myself out
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︎ Jun 26 2022
What is the opposite of telekinesis?
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︎ Jan 03 2022
What's the opposite of winning with your hands?
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︎ Oct 21 2022
That mug took it literally
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︎ Feb 21 2023
A refrigerator is the opposite of a drug addict.
It starts in a box and moves to a house.
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︎ Aug 25 2022
My friend told me his fan is faulty and is working opposite as intended
I replied, "that must suck"
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︎ Sep 26 2022
The opposite of βproβ is βconβ so the opposite of progress isβ¦
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︎ Feb 22 2023
If a PRO is the opposite of a CON...
What is the opposite of Progress?
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︎ Oct 26 2022
79% of people donβt know opposite words for the following:
- Always
- Coming
- From
- Take
- Me
- Down
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︎ Mar 23 2022
What is the opposite of Ladyfingers?
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︎ Dec 14 2022
Opposite
What are the opposite of the following.
Always
Stop
Take
Me
Down
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︎ Dec 23 2022
What's the opposite of opposite ?
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Whats the opposite of progress?
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