Who is the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OfDiceandWren
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2023
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What's the opposite of ground beef?

High steaks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmashBro0445
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2023
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What's the opposite of gratitude?

Brattytude

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πŸ‘€︎ u/voiceoverflowers
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2023
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79% of people don’t know the opposite of these words:

1: Always 2: Coming 3: From 4: Take 5: Me 6: Down

edit: holy shit this got 1M views. regardless of their reaction i’m glad I can say I >!rick rolled!< 1 million people. that’s fuckin solid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onepassafist
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2022
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If con is the opposite of pro, then what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocky970
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2022
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You know, the Marines and the CIA are the complete opposite of each other

The CIA have Assets and the Marines have bases.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2023
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What’s the opposite of a ladybug?

A Man-tis! Lol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mister--krabs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2023
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What's the opposite of being gluten-intolerant?

Being lack-toast intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gracius0ne
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2023
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What’s the opposite of ladyfingers?

Mentos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vann92
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2023
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What fruit is the opposite of a marionberry?

A can’t-elope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NatalamaSound
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2023
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What’s the opposite of Himalayan Salt?

Herastandin’ pepper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Terry-Fold
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2023
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If the prefix "pro" means for and "con" means against...

does that mean Congress is the opposite of progress?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrHoleStuffer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2023
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A narcissist walks into a bar and orders a drink for the handsome gent winking at him from the opposite side of the room. The bartender looks around.

"Sir, that's a mirror."

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2022
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What's the opposite of a wet thunder lizard?

A drynosaur!

Nobody in my house thought this was funny the first time. Or the twenty third time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benthemad1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2023
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What is the opposite of an Anti-Hero?

Uncle-Hero

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hellalazy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2022
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What's the opposite of lady fingers?

Mentos

(I will see myself out)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamerJoe85
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2022
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English teacher said this in class -

"Shoutout to people who don't know the opposite of in"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snow_mantra
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2023
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What’s the opposite of Poland?

Posea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2022
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Daffynitions
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2023
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Do you wanna hear a joke about the opposite of Artificial Intelligence?

Nevermind.... It's real stupid.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2022
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Pretty proud of this one.
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2023
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What's the opposite of a croissant?

A happy Uncle.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElderHallow
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2022
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My favorite string of jokes to tell consecutively

Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean beef

Q: What do you call a cow with 1 leg? A: Stake

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Cattlesnake or Ground beef (depending on their answer)

Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

I just love how it ends with a your mom joke 🀣🀣

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2023
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What is the opposite of an antibiotic

An unclebiotic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/naagu__
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2022
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What would you call it if NASCAR ran their races in the opposite direction?

Alright alright alright.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/merkidemis
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2022
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Shout out to...

...the people wondering what the opposite of in is.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2023
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My dog is the exact opposite of me. She pants when it's hot...

...but I only wear pants when it's cold!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fireburner80
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2022
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My grandma is the opposite of tech savvy: it took her months to learn to use a mouse

But then it finally clicked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacksonrr3
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2022
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Did you hear a team of scientists found a new pill that does the exact opposite of Viagra?

The lead scientist said β€œit wasn’t hard”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2022
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What is opposite of hurricane?

Slowcane

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πŸ‘€︎ u/enough0729
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2022
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

As long as you throw it hard enough!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/70percentbanana
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2023
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So I just learned that "I'm sorry" and "I apologize" usually mean the exact same thing!

... except at a funeral.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PapaXilion
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2023
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After weeks of failure and unsuccessful attempts, the sorcerer finally perfected his enchantment to make the rain stop.

It was quite the dry spell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moorda
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2023
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What's the opposite of a Debbie downer?

A bethanphetamine...

I'll see myself out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sexybeast8209
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2022
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What is the opposite of telekinesis?

Telekinephews.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/obiwanknudson
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2022
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What's the opposite of winning with your hands?

Defeat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sticky_fingers18
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2022
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That mug took it literally
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Shaddow6
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2023
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A refrigerator is the opposite of a drug addict.

It starts in a box and moves to a house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cockneybastard
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2022
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My friend told me his fan is faulty and is working opposite as intended

I replied, "that must suck"

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2022
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The opposite of β€œpro” is β€œcon” so the opposite of progress is…

Congress

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seahawks1991
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2023
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If a PRO is the opposite of a CON...

What is the opposite of Progress?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LOTRouter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2022
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79% of people don’t know opposite words for the following:
  1. Always
  2. Coming
  3. From
  4. Take
  5. Me
  6. Down
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πŸ‘€︎ u/makarand14
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2022
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What is the opposite of Ladyfingers?

Mentos

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2022
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Opposite

What are the opposite of the following.

Always Stop Take Me Down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZeCerealKiller
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2022
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What's the opposite of opposite ?

Is it the same ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/e-bio
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2022
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Whats the opposite of progress?

Congress

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RemnantReturning
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2022
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