What do you call a broken can opener
Help, can someone help me make my elevator pitch more interesting, and can anyone think of a good Egyptian related pun to put as an opener?
You know why they call it a can opener?
Cause if you couldn't it'd be a can't open'er.
What would be funny to engrave on a bottle opener for a soon to be new dad?
I am buying him a bottle opener before I go back stateside (USMC) and cannot figure out what to get engraved on it. He is kinda stale, so dry sense of humors welcome!
If your can opener can't open a particular can, it becomes a cannot opener.
I have this tin can that’s translucent and never seems to fill up when I put things into it. Its top has smooth edges so it never cuts my fingers and it opens easily without a can opener...
I have to host an early morning staff meeting tomorrow, does anyone have any good openers for an early morning meeting to break the ice?
I told my son this was a "can't opener."
Girlfriend just walked in holding a can opener.
"you left this in the bathroom!!"
"In case someone had to use the can."
I was getting annoyed about the can opener breaking on the tin..
My dad says "you mean the can't opener?" -.-
I bought a can opener today, but it doesn't seem to work.
Turns out I bought a can't opener.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
What do you call a can opener that's broken?
What do you call a can opener that doesn‘t work?
What do you call a broken can opener?
What do you call a broken can opener
What do you call broken can opener?
What do you call a broken can opener?
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
What do you call a can opener that's broken?
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The can opener at work broke.
I suppose you could call it a can't opener.
What do you call a can opener that's broken?
What do you call a broken can opener?
What do you call a broken can opener?
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
What do you call a broken can opener?
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
What do you call a broken can opener?
What do you call a broken can opener?
What do you call a broken can opener?
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
What happenes when your can opener breaks?
It becomes a can't opener
What do you call a broken can opener?
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
Our can opener is broken
It's now a can't opener.
Reposts ftw
What do you call a broken can opener?
What do you call a broken can opener?
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