Why do companies prefer people with only one arm instead of people with both arms?
Because people with only one arm can do everything single-handedly
Have you heard the one about your arm bone?
Itβs very Humerus.
I mean a deaf person with one arm the other day...
The conversation was pretty one-sided.
I saw my mate earlier in town. He only has one arm.
"Where are you off to?" I shouted.
"To change a light bulb" he said.
"Erm, isn't that going to be difficult?" I said.
"Naah", he said. "I still have the receipt."
What do you call someone with one arm?
Hand Solo.
What do you call a guy with one arm and one leg, who sits in front of your door?
Matt
I have three different levels of tan on me. One level is my arms and legs from wearing a shirt and shorts. The next level is from not wearing a shirt at the beach. And the last is under my shorts.
Iβm neapoliTAN!
What do you call a person with one arm and no legs ?
By their name. Donβt be a dick.
As an amputee, I think this needs to be said about one-arm jokes...
While on the one hand, they can certainly be hilarious
Did you hear the one about the broken arm?
It's humerus
My kids were watching Voltron when I noticed one of the bad guys was able to shoot his prosthetic/cyborg arm as a projectile...
Me: "Did he just shoot his arm at that person...?"
Kids: "Yeah"
Me: "Well that's pretty handy."
Kids: *groan*
Saw a guy with one arm fishing the other day
He caught a fish this big
Friend: I once lost a game of pool to a man with one arm
Dad: Did he lose the arm to a pool shark?
My friend has a butler who only has one arm...
Serves him right.
Just got this one. "The flu shot goes into the form? I'd prefer it in my arm, thanks"
What do you call a disable person with one arm?
Hand Solo
