Old Man's Beard Puns

A list of puns related to "Old Man's Beard"

I sneezed, startling my 1 month old, who pooped.

Me: "I scared the crap out of her!"

3 year old gives me a blank stare.

Me: "Sorry, that joke stinks."

3 year old goes back to watching her show.

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👤︎ u/Twibo
📅︎ Oct 16 2014
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My best friend is growing a beard and isn't having the best luck

Me: You know what's similar between you and an old Native American man?

My friend: What?

Me: Apache beard.

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👤︎ u/J0h4n50n
📅︎ Nov 21 2014
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