An American, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German where all attending a Zoom meeting. The Supervisor asked βcan you see me ok?β
To which they answered βyesβ βouiβ βsiβ βjaβ.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
Wood you say my dog is ok?
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︎ Apr 15 2021
A little boy ran up to me " please help, my Dad is in a fight " I followed and we came across two men fighting. I said, " Ok, which one is your Dad ? " ..
.. " I dunno, that's what they're fighting about "
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︎ Jan 22 2021
What do you call a factory that makes OK products?
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︎ Apr 14 2021
My family is all worried about my addiction to dot to dot puzzles. It's OK though...
I know where to draw the line...
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︎ Mar 23 2021
Remember, it is ok to hug a tree...
They are all bark and no bite.
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︎ Apr 16 2021
Why is it ok to eat McDonald's during Ramadan?
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︎ Apr 13 2021
Curry OK?
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︎ Mar 03 2021
Ok this needs a bit of context: η« is a Chinese word that is read as 'mao'
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︎ Jan 31 2021
Oklahoma isnβt OK anymore
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︎ Feb 16 2021
Ordering KFC, and I ask for a chicken wing. Cashier asks, βok sir, and which side?β
I replied I had never thought about it before, but I suppose Iβll take the right side.
Cashier: βsir, I meant mashed potatoes, corn, or beans.β
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︎ Jan 08 2021
Its ok to kiss a nun....
....but don't get into the habit.
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︎ Jan 05 2021
My dog moon got his leg amputated, but that's ok...
He's a got a faux pas now
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︎ Jan 05 2021
A few days too late, but OK.
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︎ Dec 29 2020
ok..
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︎ May 07 2020
I am ok'nt
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︎ Nov 23 2020
NASA put a watch around a potted plant and sent it on a rocket to the sun. I said to my Daughter, "don't worry, it will be ok.."
"a watched pot never boils"
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Ok, this is a mom joke...
My stay-at-home wife came in earlier and asked what I wanted for dinner. "I don't know... You pick, you're cooking it after all."
A few minutes later she comes in with a frying pan. "Here ya go!"
It was a piece of paper. With the words "I don't know" written on both sides.
proof
... Smartass, lol.
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︎ Dec 28 2020
Ok m sorry to let everyone at r/dadjokes down.
I havenβt been able to tell a single dad joke all year
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Ok guys, I am about to tell a joke!
Well, here goes nothing...
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︎ Dec 24 2020
An answer in a listening test was "specific background material" and a classmate asked if it was ok to just write "background material"
The teacher said it had to be specific
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︎ Nov 18 2020
He's going to be OK
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︎ Jul 24 2020
I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but itβs ok now.
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︎ Jun 20 2020
Ok hear me out
<GUTEN> should have been an HTML tag because it would be the guten tag.
How has nobody thought of this.
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︎ Sep 02 2020
Ok then
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︎ Dec 23 2019
[Grocery Store] βOk. Milk..check. Bread...check. Bacon..check.β
Cashier: Sir, please stop writing checks for each item separately.
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︎ Sep 27 2020
Oh ok
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︎ May 19 2020
I asked a guy in a pub if he wanted a game of darts. He said βOK, nearest the bull startsβ. ...
He went βBaaaβ
I went βMooooβ
He said ok you start.
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︎ Oct 14 2020
I was watching a live performance when the floor gave way and one of the actors fell through. My wife asked if I thought they were ok.
I said Iβm sure theyβre fine, itβs just a stage theyβre going through.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
OK here we go. Soap this gets to the front page...
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︎ Jan 28 2019
John Travolta is ok!
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︎ Mar 09 2020
Ok, so I made this... the Madagascar...
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︎ Jun 07 2020
What did the rock say to the flower ok bloomer.
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︎ Jul 27 2020
Ok acupuncture skeptics. You can say itβs fake. You can say itβs just a placebo. You can say itβs a scam. BUT...
You canβt say itβs pointless
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︎ Aug 01 2020
I was bald and hated having hair, but now that I have it, that's ok.
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︎ Jun 21 2020
My son came home to find me slumped over the lawn mower crying my eyes out. He shouted over the noise, "You ok, pop?!" I shouted back...
"I'm fine!! I'm just going through a rough patch!"
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︎ Aug 01 2020
Is it ok if a take a shower?
No stealing is wrong, Iβll draw you a bath instead.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
Blanch: "Why did pickling upset you so badly? Is everything ok?" Me: "The whole experience was quite jarring...."
Blanch: "I get it. That can leave you in a bad headspace but, I'm an open kettle - you can tell me anything."
Me: "I just need to vent, Blanch."
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︎ Aug 12 2020
I was ok with Algebra, Geometry, and Trigonometry when I was in high school.
But I reached my limit with Calculus.
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︎ Apr 09 2020
Ok,so if corona virus isnβt about beer,
Why do I keep hearing about cases of it?
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︎ Mar 16 2020
Ok, I admit it. Iβm an unemployed leather worker.
Iβve got nothing to hide
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︎ May 11 2020
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