An American, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German where all attending a Zoom meeting. The Supervisor asked β€œcan you see me ok?”

To which they answered β€œyes” β€œoui” β€œsi” β€œja”.

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A little boy ran up to me " please help, my Dad is in a fight " I followed and we came across two men fighting. I said, " Ok, which one is your Dad ? " ..

.. " I dunno, that's what they're fighting about "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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Wood you say my dog is ok?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/THMFL
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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You might think my portable beverage holder is just ok, but I think it’s
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jason_Boyd
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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Buck buck buck.... Ok?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nis_sama
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

Satisfactory

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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Over heard a customer at my store say β€œOK we’re done let’s hit the road”

I butted in and said don’t do that it’ll hurt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/insanotard
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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Ok, I admit it. I’m an unemployed leather worker.

I’ve got nothing to hide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/testing35
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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My family is all worried about my addiction to dot to dot puzzles. It's OK though...

I know where to draw the line...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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Remember, it is ok to hug a tree...

They are all bark and no bite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bingomzan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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What do you call 'ok' honey wine?

Mead-iocre.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arcajazz
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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Why is it ok to eat McDonald's during Ramadan?

Because it's fast food.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UtkG
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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Ok this needs a bit of context: 猫 is a Chinese word that is read as 'mao'
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EthanoicAcid2203
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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Curry OK?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dickiedaydream
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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Oklahoma isn’t OK anymore
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ph3n0lphthalein
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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Ordering KFC, and I ask for a chicken wing. Cashier asks, β€œok sir, and which side?”

I replied I had never thought about it before, but I suppose I’ll take the right side.

Cashier: β€œsir, I meant mashed potatoes, corn, or beans.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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Its ok to kiss a nun....

....but don't get into the habit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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ok..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sadqwer123
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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My dog moon got his leg amputated, but that's ok...

He's a got a faux pas now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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A few days too late, but OK.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anathex_Adv
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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I am ok'nt
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Plasma--kun
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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NASA put a watch around a potted plant and sent it on a rocket to the sun. I said to my Daughter, "don't worry, it will be ok.."

"a watched pot never boils"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevographic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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Ok, this is a mom joke...

My stay-at-home wife came in earlier and asked what I wanted for dinner. "I don't know... You pick, you're cooking it after all."

A few minutes later she comes in with a frying pan. "Here ya go!"

It was a piece of paper. With the words "I don't know" written on both sides.

proof

... Smartass, lol.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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Ok m sorry to let everyone at r/dadjokes down.

I haven’t been able to tell a single dad joke all year

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jangooni
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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An answer in a listening test was "specific background material" and a classmate asked if it was ok to just write "background material"

The teacher said it had to be specific

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fat_Bor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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He's going to be OK
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpivLife
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but it’s ok now.

I turned myself around

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BessiesBigTitts
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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Ok guys, I am about to tell a joke!

Well, here goes nothing...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/somerandomboi2507
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Ok then
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yousef100987
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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Ok hear me out

<GUTEN> should have been an HTML tag because it would be the guten tag. How has nobody thought of this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kanupriya_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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[Grocery Store] β€œOk. Milk..check. Bread...check. Bacon..check.”

Cashier: Sir, please stop writing checks for each item separately.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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OK here we go. Soap this gets to the front page...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/electrocuter666
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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Oh ok
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hicxs
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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John Travolta is ok!
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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I was watching a live performance when the floor gave way and one of the actors fell through. My wife asked if I thought they were ok.

I said I’m sure they’re fine, it’s just a stage they’re going through.

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I asked a guy in a pub if he wanted a game of darts. He said β€œOK, nearest the bull starts”. ...

He went β€œBaaa” I went β€œMoooo” He said ok you start.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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Ok, so I made this... the Madagascar...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/caioa9
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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What did the rock say to the flower ok bloomer.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GemApples
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Ok acupuncture skeptics. You can say it’s fake. You can say it’s just a placebo. You can say it’s a scam. BUT...

You can’t say it’s pointless

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Is it ok to call the babies born in 2020....doomers?
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I was bald and hated having hair, but now that I have it, that's ok.

It's grown on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaroZoroark
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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My son came home to find me slumped over the lawn mower crying my eyes out. He shouted over the noise, "You ok, pop?!" I shouted back...

"I'm fine!! I'm just going through a rough patch!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Is it ok if a take a shower?

No stealing is wrong, I’ll draw you a bath instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnickerDix
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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