I am watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The beginning. I get to the part where the heroine is hiding in a vat of waste from the slaughter house. I can't help but think, well that's just offal
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A vulture boards an airplane carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, “I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.”
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I ate bull testicles

It was offal

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👤︎ u/Wheelbit3
📅︎ Oct 11 2022
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They're having a real problem with unlicensed food vendors in Seattle.

There's one case where a middle eastern food truck was using organ meat instead of chickpeas! Yeah, the unlawful falafel was awful offal.

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I’m not surprised Silence of the Lambs won Oscars, its an offally good film

I’ll get my coat

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👤︎ u/dogburster
📅︎ Jul 19 2020
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An offal lot goes into a hotdog.
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👤︎ u/doogy650
📅︎ Feb 17 2019
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One day my mum made a stew out of cow intestines.

It tasted offal.

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I went to a Mexican restaurant and ordered the menudo; it was offal...
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👤︎ u/mister347
📅︎ Sep 02 2015
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I called a takeaway last night and said “Do you deliver?” And they said

No, we do lamb, chicken and fish

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What do you call a free offal kebab?

An organ doner.

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My teacher was teaching us about the Kidney...

Just before he started he said :

"Urine for a treat!"

I replied with:

"You gotta be kidneying me!"

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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty

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👤︎ u/AlsGainz
📅︎ Jan 16 2022
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Why did the restaurant guest send back the beef stew?

It was offal.

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📅︎ Mar 13 2022
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Haggis

It sounds offal but it's pretty tasty

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Mortal Combat voice
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What did one cannibal cow say to the other?

This is offal.

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📅︎ Jan 28 2022
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Why did the butcher go home early?

He said he was feeling offal

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📅︎ Sep 26 2021
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I once fell into a vat of butcher's waste...

It was offal!

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📅︎ Jun 03 2021
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How would some people describe lousy meat?

Just offal.

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👤︎ u/DENelson83
📅︎ Mar 17 2021
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Japanese Cuisine

Friend: You tried Yakiniku when you were in Japan?

Me: Yeah.

Friend: What kind?
Me: I had horumon

Friend: Oh... that's offal.

Me: It really was.

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📅︎ Aug 09 2020
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I really hate puns about haggis

I just think there offal

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Why shouldn't you eat entrails?

Because they're offal

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👤︎ u/zsm1994
📅︎ Mar 23 2020
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I like to make jokes about using animal innards for food.

But people tell me they're offal.

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👤︎ u/Wuellig
📅︎ Apr 19 2020
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The marine biologist tripped and the chum bucket spilled all over everything

It was an offal mess

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👤︎ u/The_Possum
📅︎ Sep 02 2018
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My boyfriend says that Spam is a very delicious meat...

...but I think it's just offal!

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What's the wurst thing about hot dog jokes?

They're offal.

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👤︎ u/kbdekker
📅︎ Sep 27 2016
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I tried some haggis the other day

It was absolutely offal.

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📅︎ Sep 05 2016
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I had kidney and liver pudding for dinner last night.

It was offal.

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📅︎ Nov 05 2018
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I told my wife we were having liver and onions for dinner and she said that's disgusting!!

I said, no it's offal.

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👤︎ u/430am
📅︎ Jan 26 2019
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My dad refuses to eat calve's liver.

It makes him veal offal.

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👤︎ u/paracog
📅︎ Sep 25 2018
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My dinner tonight consisted of the internal organs and entrails of a butchered animal.

It was offal.

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Did I ever tell you about the time I ate deer guts?

Don't recommend it. It tasted offal.

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My coworker tried Haggis in Scotland

Coworker A: "it wasn't awful, but it wasn't great"

Coworker B: "actually, it was Offal"

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Liver...

What an offal food.

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👤︎ u/twin802
📅︎ Sep 01 2016
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Organic food

is offal.

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