I tick all the right boxes.
So far, we've already told them that Vader was Luke's father and that Jon Snow didn't really die.
they're not called the Order of the Jelive
I haven't played 1-2076 yet.
Grahamma and Grahampa
And make sure that these four men don't know each other.
Because the sauce.ages
like the arrival of an eyewitness.
Cheesus Christ!
I said "no, I think they're supposed to smell like that."
She said it's not a problem. A lot of kids smell that way.
They’re a big fan of gross domestic products.
.... because they’re full of anty bodies
No offense is intended with this joke. It was a joke that a Catholic priest once said, and I found it quite funny.
A $100 bill went to heaven and was heading towards the gate when St. Peter stopped him. The bill said "What's the matter?". And St. Pete said, "You can't go in". And the bill replied, "Why not? I've done nothing wrong. I was given to charity for the poor and I've been with the richest people on Earth". Right then, a $20 bill was passing by, and St. Peter stopped him as well. "What does this mean? I've been good with everyone and I've been given to the poor more times than the $100 bill". But St. Pete had none of it. Right then, a $1 bill was passing by and it too was stopped. "I've been given to the poor more times than any of these combined! This is outrageous!". And right then, an old, dirty and rusty pennie was passing through the gates, jumping with joy. He stopped for a moment and smiled at St. Pete. And St. Pete smiled back, as the pennie leaped into heaven. All the other bills were confused and enraged. And when they asked St. Pete why that filthy little coin was let in, and not them, St. Peter responded: "He was the only one to go to mass".
I hope you have a nice day!
P.S: No offense is intended with this joke. It was a joke that a Catholic priest once said, and I found it quite funny.
They always got to spoil my pun
I told her I think it’s worth a shot
Spoiled milk
(Apparently you get deleted by a bot for having the punchline in the title, forcing me to spoil the joke by including some text rather than leaving this blank as it should be to get the full effect.)
until it’s fully groan.
Inmate: It’s bec..
Officer: Yes?
Inmate: I think I have..
Officer: Go on.
Inmate: Can I Please finish my sentence?
Officer: Sure. Parole denied.
Never gets old.
My dad quickly replied, “he’s not spoiled, he’s just ripe!”
SO: really??? Me: It was udderly ridiculous.
That restaurant needs to mind their peas and queues.
Because the sauce.ages
I said, “No, I think most kids smell that way.”
I said, “I think most kids smell that way!”
I said, “No, most of them smell that way.”
I said, “No. I think most of them smell that way.”
I said, “No. Most of them smell that way.”
I said "No, I think all kids smell like that"
Me: No, I think most of them smell that way.
Me: No. I think most of them smell that way.
Me: No, I think most kids smell that way.
Me: No, I think most of them smell that way.
I said, “No, I think most kids smell that way.”
Me: No, most of them smell that way.
Spoiled milk
Never gets old
Me: No, most kids smell that way
Spoiled milk
