I found out today that I perfectly match the profile of the type of person who spoils their ballot paper.
I tick all the right boxes.
It kinda spoils the ending of Revenge of the Sith once you realize...
they're not called the Order of the Jelive
As dads, we love to spoil our kids...
So far, we've already told them that Vader was Luke's father and that Jon Snow didn't really die.
Hey, don't go spoil Cyberpunk 2077 please.
I haven't played 1-2076 yet.
What family members are most likely to spoil the s’more children?
Advice for girls: Find a man with a job, a man that makes you laugh, a man who doesn't lie to you, and a man who spoils you.
And make sure that these four men don't know each other.
Why do the hot dogs with ketchup spoil early?
Nothing spoils a good story
like the arrival of an eyewitness.
What kind of cheese spoils, then becomes divine three days later?
If you sign up for an economics class, you should bring some spoiled milk on the first day.
They’re a big fan of gross domestic products.
My wife asked me, “Do you think our kids are spoiled?”
I said, “No, most of them smell that way.”
Why don’t ant colonies ever get sick?
.... because they’re full of anty bodies
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot
Someone's gonna be spoiled...
What do you get from a pampered cow?
A joke isn’t really a dad joke
At the parole hearing, the officer asked, "Tell me, why should you be released early?"
Inmate: It’s bec..
Officer: Yes?
Inmate: I think I have..
Officer: Go on.
Inmate: Can I Please finish my sentence?
Officer: Sure. Parole denied.
I love spoiling The Picture of Dorian Gray.
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
This is supposed to be empty but the auto-moderator spoiled my joke.
My mom called me spoiled...
My dad quickly replied, “he’s not spoiled, he’s just ripe!”
I bought a spoiled radish
Me to SO: I had a dream that a cow tried to sell me spoiled milk...
SO: really???
Me: It was udderly ridiculous.
Why are Americans always getting in trouble in the Middle East?
I waited in line for 45 minutes earlier for smashed pea soup that was clearly spoiled.
That restaurant needs to mind their peas and queues.
I couldn't get my spoiled snake out of his cage to clean it.
He was throwing a hissy fit.
Used to date the rich daughter of a wealthy sausage tycoon.
That spoiled brat was the wurst!
I spoiled my dad's original dad joke so I think he had to improvise
My dad: "We have a guy at work whose name is Barry Blue. Guess what we call him?"
Me: "I don't know. Blueberry?"
My dad: "..no.. We call him Barry. Why would we call him Blueberry? He might get mad".
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I came across a great movie about a semi-truck with a defective refrigeration unit that had to deliver a large shipment of meat.
Unfortunately, the trailer spoiled it
Why do the hot dogs with ketchup spoil early?
My wife asked me, “Do you think our kids are spoiled?”
I said, “No. I think most of them smell that way.”
My wife asked me, “Do you think our kids are spoiled?”
I said, “No. Most of them smell that way.”
My wife asked me if I thought our kids were spoiled
I said "No, I think all kids smell like that"
My wife: Honey, do you think our kids are spoiled?
Me: No, I think most of them smell that way.
Her: Do you think our kids are spoiled?
Me: No. I think most of them smell that way.
Her: Do you think our kids are spoiled?
Me: No, I think most kids smell that way.
My wife: Honey, do you think our kids are spoiled?
Me: No, I think most of them smell that way.
What do you get from a pampered cow?
My wife asked me, “Honey, do you think our kids are spoiled?”
I said, “No, I think most kids smell that way.”
My wife: Do you think our kids are spoiled?
Me: No, most of them smell that way.
What mind of milk do you get from a rich cow?
I love spoiling the story of Dorian Gray
Her: Hey, do you think our kids are spoiled?
Me: No, most kids smell that way
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
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