are there any Sheep Puns that could be used to name a Sheep?
Names such as:
Baa-bara
Wool Smith
EWE-NICE
Brittney Shears
John Sebastian Baach
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︎ Jan 02 2021
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive?
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︎ Jan 17 2021
How do you milk a sheep?
You say an election was fraudulent and ask for donations.
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︎ Jan 06 2021
Butcher of "Baa"viken: Killer of over hundred innocent sheep.
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︎ Jan 01 2021
On which side does the sheep have most wool?
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︎ Dec 22 2020
What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a angry cow?
you get two animals in a baaaaaaaad moooooooood
Edit: Thank u for the gold, kind stranger
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︎ Nov 01 2020
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff,
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︎ Dec 04 2020
A farmer said to me βI have 68 sheep. Can you help round them up for me?β
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Sheepdog: All 40 sheep are accounted for, boss. Farmer: But I only had 39?
Sheepdog: Yeah I know, but I rounded them up!
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︎ Jan 06 2021
If you tend sheep then you are a shepherd. If you tend cow then you are.....
The most important Dad at the annual neighborhood end of Summer barbeque bash!
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︎ Dec 22 2020
βI love my job!β exclaimed the farmer. βAll you do is boss me around all day!β complained one of his sheep. βWhat did you say?β challenged the farmer. The sheep glared back and growled...
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︎ Oct 25 2020
A sheep farmer was having a bad day..
The sheep were all βbaaaβ then another would reply βbaaaβ and another βbaaaβ and on an on βbaaaβ
Finally the farmer bursts out:
βAll right, all right, I herd you!!β
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︎ Jan 11 2021
A farm sheep was bleating weirdly one day.
Itβs owner could not believe the weird bleats the sheep was making,
so he asked out loud sheepishly in frustration:
βwhat the hell was that!?β
βYou herd meβ - the sheep replied.
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︎ Jan 08 2021
What does a male sheep say when he wants to credit a female sheep?
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︎ Dec 22 2020
I asked my sheepdog how many sheep we had, he said 40.
"What? We should only have 37!" I replied.
"I know" he said, "I rounded them up".
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︎ Oct 22 2020
What do you call a grandmother sheep?
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︎ Dec 24 2020
What is a sheepβs favourite Christmas song?
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︎ Dec 24 2020
What do you call a wolf in sheep's clothing?
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︎ Nov 12 2020
Where do sheep get their haircut?
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︎ Oct 04 2020
Where did the shepherd take his sheep after it got lost and nearly died of hypothermia?
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︎ Dec 10 2020
In a field with lots of sheep and lambs roaming around, a giant wolf appeared and swallowed whole a baby lamb. The lamb whined and yelped nonstop for hours on end. After a while the wolf started getting sick, and yet the lamb yelped and whined ever louder.
Finally the wolf died and the baby lamb walked out of the wolf and rejoined itβs momma in the flock of sheep. Turns out the wolf died of internal bleating.
All credit goes to my coworker.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep with a bee?
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︎ Dec 06 2020
What is a sheep cloner's favorite letter?
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︎ Dec 08 2020
A sheep wakes up to find that she's at a completely different farm.
None of the other sheep seem alarmed, so she goes and asks another sheep what's going on.
"Oh, haven't you herd?"
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︎ Nov 11 2020
If I told you I knew a convoluted joke about a golf club, a sheep, a stinging insect, a tree, and that scary clown movie...
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︎ Nov 15 2020
Why does it take so long to shave a giant sheep with normal sized clippers?
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︎ Nov 25 2020
What's the only country where it rains sheep?
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︎ Oct 15 2020
Where do sheep go for a haircut?
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︎ Oct 27 2020
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
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︎ Nov 22 2020
A sheep dog tells her owner she found all fifty sheep. Her owner says that there should only be 46
The dog says, βbut I rounded them up.β
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︎ Mar 25 2020
Three sheep
A chef entered his kitchen one day struggling with holding onto a large pumpkin. He noticed three male sheep standing next to his oven. One of them had a collar on him with the letter βAβ written on it. The second had a collar with βBβ and the third had βC.β The chef didnβt know what to do with the sheep, and they were standing in front of the only place he could put the pumpkin down. He put the pumpkin on the first sheepβs head and nothing happened. He then put it on the second sheepβs head and again, nothing happened. He then put it on the third sheepβs head, and immediately the sheep started cooking a gourmet meal and swearing at anyone who passed by him.
Thatβs what happens when you put a gourd on ram C in the kitchen.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
I tried to tell a joke to a sheep dog
But they herd it 1000 times
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︎ Oct 30 2020
Did you know sheep can tie up trees?
But I wood knot do that if I were ewe.
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︎ Sep 24 2020
What is a sheep's favourite fruit?
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︎ Oct 11 2020
As a farmer, I hear lots of jokes about sheep...
Iβd tell them to my dog but heβd herd them all
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︎ Aug 26 2020
I showed a picture of a sheep giving birth to some kids and asked if they knew what animal it was.
They all said, βEwwww.β
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︎ Sep 02 2020
Did you hear about the sheep on Yodaβs planet?
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︎ Sep 15 2020
Sheep in Clothing, Digital, Me
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︎ Aug 03 2020
I was attacked by a flock of sheep and was sent to the hospital...
Luckily, I was only grazed.
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︎ Sep 08 2020
Here's a joke about a man and his flock of sheep.
Stop me if you've herd it before.
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︎ Aug 12 2020
One time in my anatomy class, we dissected a sheep brain and I have to admit, I felt a bit sheepish about it.
Sorry, that was just a ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-d joke.
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︎ Sep 15 2020
I just saw a car being driven by a sheep in a swimsuit...
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︎ Sep 09 2020
A sheep died,
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︎ Aug 22 2020
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff
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︎ Dec 17 2020
What kind of car does a sheep drive? Their SuBAHHru.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.....
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︎ Nov 13 2020
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff...
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︎ May 08 2020
I asked my sheepdog how many sheep we had, he said 40.
"What? We should only have 37!" I replied.
"I know" he said, "I rounded them up".
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︎ Feb 26 2020
I just saw a car being driven by a sheep in a swimsuit!
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