Capons Puns

A list of puns related to "Capons"

Did you know Al Capone had a cousin in Scotland?

They called him the Loch Ness Mobster.

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👤︎ u/NeoDashie
📅︎ Dec 28 2019
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What's the difference between Al Capone and Anakin Skywalker driving an Uber

One's a tax evader, the other is a taxi Vader

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👤︎ u/ericpenguin314
📅︎ Jan 10 2019
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While you're making your decision, here are some pros and cons:

Pros: Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods, Tom Brady

Cons: Al Capone, Frank Abagnale, Ted Bundy

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👤︎ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
📅︎ Nov 30 2020
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I gave my friend an Al Capone figurine for Christmas.

I'm a gangster wrapper.

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👤︎ u/_marther_
📅︎ Dec 24 2016
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Wanna know the name of a famous alcoholic bootlegger?

They called him Ale Capone.

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👤︎ u/GravelGrasp
📅︎ Aug 05 2018
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