I used to get heartburn whenever I ate birthday cake...

... until the doctor told me to take the candles off first!

Happy cake day to meeeeee!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/charlie_boo
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I scorched my feet on the beach the other day

My friends all call me Burnie Sanders.

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