I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him fifty bucks that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf.
He said, "No the steaks are too high."
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?
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︎ Apr 15 2021
Did you hear about the butcher that backed into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
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︎ Apr 08 2021
What cut of meat do you get from an extremely tired butcher?
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︎ Apr 20 2021
Do you know how to tell someone tells too many bad jokes at a butcher shop?
Cuz even the beef gets corny
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︎ Apr 13 2021
Woman to Butcher: People who sell meat are gross...
Butcher to Woman: People who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
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In college, I worked part time as a butcher's assistant.
You know, just to make ends meat.
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I am a butcher and my wife doesnβt like me introducing her to people
Especially when I say Meet Patty
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︎ Feb 28 2021
How do you introduce yourself to a butcher?
βHi, nice to meat you!β
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︎ Feb 11 2021
How does the muslim butcher respond when someone cracks a joke?
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︎ Feb 22 2021
Did you hear about the wise butcher?
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Butcher of "Baa"viken: Killer of over hundred innocent sheep.
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Have you ever seen sausages hanging up in a butchers shop?
I havent. I've only seen them hanging down.
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︎ Jan 26 2021
The butchers wife always messes up everyone's orders.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
What does a 7ft tall butcher weigh?
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︎ Jan 19 2021
What did the butcher say as his arch nemesis ran away?
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︎ Nov 24 2020
What do you call a butcher convention?
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︎ Oct 31 2020
I visited an online butcher shop today.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
The butcher kept getting my order wrong. He gave me a porterhouse instead of a filet mignon!
He said it was a mis-steak.
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︎ Aug 24 2020
I made a joke about a butcherβs knife but nobody laughed.
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︎ Aug 09 2020
I was talking to a butcher the other day who showed me a 10 pound bratwurst
So I said "A ten pound bratwurst? I never sausage a thing!"
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︎ Jul 11 2020
How tall is a butcher?
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︎ Sep 17 2020
From my 8yr old: what do you say to a slow pig butcher?
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Why do butchers have difficulty learning other languages?
Because they kept butchering the words
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My butcher is reducing his working hours
My butcher is going from five days a week to four days a week in order to ease himself into retirement. I don't think I can shop there anymore. It's just too odd having a butcher who can't do cold turkey.
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︎ Sep 24 2020
What I saw at the local butcher
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︎ Apr 24 2019
What are butchers always starting fights?
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︎ Jun 22 2020
Went to my butchers for my dinner but he gave me the wrong order
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︎ May 17 2020
My friend was hesitant about joining the butcher's beauty pageant.
May end up being a Miss Steak...
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︎ Jul 10 2020
Mom was a milk maid and dad worked the meat grinder at the local butcher. When they got married they took their vows very seriously.
They really meant it was for butter or for wurst.
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︎ Jul 12 2020
Hear about the gang of midgets that tried to rob a butchers shop
They went away empty handed, the steaks were to high.
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What did the Canadian say when he entered the Mexican Butcher store?
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︎ Nov 20 2019
How did the butcher introduce his wife?
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︎ Feb 14 2021
I am a butcher by trade & yesterday I accidently backed into the meat grinder
I got a little behind in my work
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︎ Jan 17 2021
The butcher backed up into his meat grinder
And as a result, he got a little behind in his work.
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︎ Jan 11 2021
How does a butcher introduce his wife?
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︎ Jan 10 2021
How dit the butcher introduce his wife?
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︎ Nov 25 2020
I bet a butcher $20 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf...
He said "Sorry man. The steaks are too high."
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︎ Dec 13 2019
How did the butcher introduce his wife?
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︎ Sep 29 2020
What does a 6'5" butcher weigh?
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︎ Aug 05 2019
Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
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︎ Jun 02 2020
I knew this butcher who accidentally backed into his meat grinder
He got a little behind in his work
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︎ May 13 2020
Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work
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︎ Aug 02 2020
How did the butcher introduce his girlfriend?
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︎ Jul 12 2020
What happened when the butcher backed into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
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How does a butcher introduce his wife?
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Did you hear about the butcher that backed up into the meat grinder?
he got a little behind in his work.
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