Watching the movie ' Grease ' to take my mind off some vaccine side effects, however..

I got chills..they're multiplying.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
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Did you hear about the guy who had the left side of his body cut off?

He’s all right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/urmed02
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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My friend had the left side of his body ripped off in an accident.

But the doctor said he’ll be all right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uncle_Bug_Music
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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I was playing a zombie game last night, and sliced off the left side of a zombie

It scared my wife pretty bad.

I assured her he’s all right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PapaBear1718
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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What happened to the guy whose left side was cut off?

He is alright now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rohan20201234
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Without anything to secure it, and unbeknownst to the driver, the trailer careened off the side of the road

It went off without a hitch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeromocles
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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What did they call the London clock tower after it started leaning off to the side?

Big Ben Dover.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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A friend of mine had a surgery to cut off his left side

He’s alright now!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wapoosh_a_Kill
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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There's a world where women have their left side cut off

it's where women have rights

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Channelistic
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Did you hear about the man who's whole left side got cut off? He's all right now.

<3

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πŸ‘€︎ u/charles101_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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You are on a horse galloping at a constant speed. On your right side, is a sharp drop off and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is another galloping horse, but your horse is unable to overtake it.

Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the horse in front of you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Get off the merry-go-round!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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My friend is a pretty unsuccessful farmer. But he tries a lot to promote his business on social media by providing a new profile picture every 3 months. Unfortunately the picture always seems to have his head or side chopped off a bit.

Another season, another bad crop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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I work as an EMT and just had a patient who got his entire left side cut off after an awful accident...

Don't worry, though, he's all right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SaintTacoPanda
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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Did you hear about that guy who got his whole left side torn off?

The doctors say he's going to be alright.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjw
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
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Saw 4 baby birds in a nest, 3 were close together beaks wide open and squawking for attention. The 4th was off to the side beak closed head down..

I'm no bird expert but I'm guessing 3 females and 1 male.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manicmoose13
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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Did you hear about the guy who got his left side cut off?

He’s all right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OmnisVirLupis23
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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did you hear about the guy who got the left side of his body cut off?

he’s all right now

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off?

He’s all right now!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phoenixrejoicez
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who’s left side was cut off?

He’s all right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ilovemom1098
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who had his left side cut off?

Oh, he’s all right now...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Londoner1982
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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Did you hear about the guy that got his left side cut off?

It's ok, he's all right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ttocs77
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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Did you hear about the guy that got his left side cut off?

It's ok, he's all right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ttocs77
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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Got the left side of my body cut off.

I'm all right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrostlessIce
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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My friend had his whole left side cut off in an accident

He is all right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afranc72
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He’s all right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guyshu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off?

He’s all right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/batmanshsu
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Hes all right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RussiaIsMyCity
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmplFusuz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who's left side was cut off?

he's all right now.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redwitch-fr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He’s all right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bruhmoment0215
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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Did you hear about the man whose entire left side of his body was cut off in an accident?

It’s ok. He’s all right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He’s all right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/farrukhsshah
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who had his entire left side cut off?

He’s all right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OCR9
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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Did you hear about the guy that had his left side cut off.

It's ok he's all right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Obimark
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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Did you guys hear about the guy who had his entire left side cut off?

He's all right now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vibronicpoppy82
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2017
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Did you hear about the guy whose entire left side got cut off?

He’s all right now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ainsleyrg
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who's whole left side is cut off? Yeah don't worry he is all right now.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ifartcookies123
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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You hear about the guy who got his entire left side cut off? He’s all right now!

Sadly there’s nothing left of him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheManicMonocle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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Did you hear about that guy who got the entire left side off his body cut off?

Don't worry, he is all-right now

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZappBrannigansLaw
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2018
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AF-firm
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2017
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Did you hear about the guy whose entire left side was cut off?

He's all right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImpulseValex
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2017
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