Watching the movie ' Grease ' to take my mind off some vaccine side effects, however..
I got chills..they're multiplying.
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Did you hear about the guy who had the left side of his body cut off?
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My friend had the left side of his body ripped off in an accident.
But the doctor said heβll be all right.
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I was playing a zombie game last night, and sliced off the left side of a zombie
It scared my wife pretty bad.
I assured her heβs all right.
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What happened to the guy whose left side was cut off?
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Without anything to secure it, and unbeknownst to the driver, the trailer careened off the side of the road
It went off without a hitch
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What did they call the London clock tower after it started leaning off to the side?
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︎ Aug 30 2020
A friend of mine had a surgery to cut off his left side
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There's a world where women have their left side cut off
it's where women have rights
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Did you hear about the man who's whole left side got cut off? He's all right now.
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You are on a horse galloping at a constant speed. On your right side, is a sharp drop off and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is another galloping horse, but your horse is unable to overtake it.
Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the horse in front of you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Get off the merry-go-round!
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My friend is a pretty unsuccessful farmer. But he tries a lot to promote his business on social media by providing a new profile picture every 3 months. Unfortunately the picture always seems to have his head or side chopped off a bit.
Another season, another bad crop.
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I work as an EMT and just had a patient who got his entire left side cut off after an awful accident...
Don't worry, though, he's all right now.
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Did you hear about that guy who got his whole left side torn off?
The doctors say he's going to be alright.
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Saw 4 baby birds in a nest, 3 were close together beaks wide open and squawking for attention. The 4th was off to the side beak closed head down..
I'm no bird expert but I'm guessing 3 females and 1 male.
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Oh, heβs all right now...
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︎ Jul 09 2020
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It's ok, he's all right now.
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︎ Jun 09 2020
Did you hear about the guy that got his left side cut off?
It's ok, he's all right now.
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︎ Jun 09 2020
Got the left side of my body cut off.
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︎ Aug 03 2020
My friend had his whole left side cut off in an accident
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︎ Feb 01 2020
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︎ Mar 02 2020
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︎ Nov 11 2019
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︎ Sep 14 2019
Did you hear about the man whose entire left side of his body was cut off in an accident?
Itβs ok. Heβs all right now.
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︎ Jul 12 2019
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︎ Nov 11 2019
Did you hear about the guy that had his left side cut off.
It's ok he's all right now.
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︎ Apr 07 2017
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︎ Jun 03 2019
Did you hear about the guy who's whole left side is cut off? Yeah don't worry he is all right now.
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︎ Feb 16 2019
You hear about the guy who got his entire left side cut off? Heβs all right now!
Sadly thereβs nothing left of him.
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︎ Jun 14 2018
Did you hear about that guy who got the entire left side off his body cut off?
Don't worry, he is all-right now
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