Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off?

There's not much left of him... but he's all right now

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sharp-Mess-676
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 21 2022
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I saw in the news there was an accident and a guy got his entire left side cut off.

He's alright now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Valkorghin
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Did you hear about the guy who had his entire left-side cut off??!

It was a really bad accident, but it's OK. He is all-right now

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Agreeable-Ear-1546
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 25 2021
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My friend had the left side of his body ripped off in an accident.

But the doctor said he’ll be all right.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Uncle_Bug_Music
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Without anything to secure it, and unbeknownst to the driver, the trailer careened off the side of the road

It went off without a hitch

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jeromocles
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04 2020
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A friend of mine had a surgery to cut off his left side

He’s alright now!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Wapoosh_a_Kill
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You are on a horse galloping at a constant speed. On your right side, is a sharp drop off and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is another galloping horse, but your horse is unable to overtake it.

Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the horse in front of you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Get off the merry-go-round!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
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My friend is a pretty unsuccessful farmer. But he tries a lot to promote his business on social media by providing a new profile picture every 3 months. Unfortunately the picture always seems to have his head or side chopped off a bit.

Another season, another bad crop.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 27 2019
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I work as an EMT and just had a patient who got his entire left side cut off after an awful accident...

Don't worry, though, he's all right now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SaintTacoPanda
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25 2019
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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE GUY WHO CUT OFF THE LEFT SIDE OF HIS BODY

He's all right now

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DODamongus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 02 2022
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Did you hear about the guy that got his left side ripped off?

He’s all right now

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/One_Of_The_Bois_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 02 2022
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Did you hear about the guy who cut off the left side of his body?

He’s all right now

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Whateverm8kyahappy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 24 2022
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Did you hear the one about the guy who got his entire left side of his body cut off?

He was always right.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mattylue
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 05 2022
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He’s all right now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/The_Pun-ishing_One
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19 2021
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I got the whole left side of me cut off.

I’m all right now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DC_BATFAN
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16 2022
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Did you hear about the guy who got the entire left side of his body cut off?

He’s all-right now

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/That_Guy1776
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31 2022
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Did you guys hear about the guy that got his entire left side cut off?

He’s all right now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BoomShackaLocka_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16 2022
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Did you hear about the guy who got the entire left side of his body cut off?

Long story short, he’s all right now

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/That_Guy1776
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26 2021
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Did you hear about the guy who’s left side was cut off?

He’s all right now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ilovemom1098
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 05 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire left side cut off?

He's alright.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheKhatalyst
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22 2021
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Did you hear about the guy who got his left side cut off?

He’s all right now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OmnisVirLupis23
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 22 2021
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Did you hear about the guy who had the left side of his body cut off?

He’s all right now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/urmed02
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 25 2021
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What happened to the guy whose left side was cut off?

He is alright now

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rohan20201234
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09 2020
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did you hear about the guy who got the left side of his body cut off?

he’s all right now

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/larrywhatdidyoudooo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29 2020
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Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off?

He’s all right now!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/phoenixrejoicez
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19 2020
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Did you hear about the guy that got his left side cut off?

It's ok, he's all right now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ttocs77
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 09 2020
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Did you hear about the guy that got his left side cut off?

It's ok, he's all right now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ttocs77
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 09 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who had his left side cut off?

Oh, he’s all right now...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Londoner1982
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 09 2020
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He’s all right now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Guyshu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 01 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who's left side was cut off?

he's all right now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xEvilPenguin7xthelll
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 14 2019
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Got the left side of my body cut off.

I'm all right now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FrostlessIce
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 03 2020
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My friend had his whole left side cut off in an accident

He is all right now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/afranc72
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 30 2020
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He’s all right now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/farrukhsshah
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12 2019
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Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/redwitch-fr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11 2019
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Did you guys hear about the guy who had his entire left side cut off?

He's all right now

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vibronicpoppy82
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 07 2017
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He’s all right now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bruhmoment0215
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14 2019
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Did you hear about the man whose entire left side of his body was cut off in an accident?

It’s ok. He’s all right now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 07 2019
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Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off?

He’s all right now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/batmanshsu
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 22 2020
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Hes all right now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RussiaIsMyCity
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14 2020
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SmplFusuz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 02 2020
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Did you hear about the guy that had his left side cut off.

It's ok he's all right now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Obimark
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 29 2019
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Did you hear about the man who's whole left side got cut off? He's all right now.

<3

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/charles101_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 15 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who had his entire left side cut off?

He’s all right now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OCR9
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who's whole left side is cut off? Yeah don't worry he is all right now.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ifartcookies123
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16 2019
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AF-firm
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 24 2017
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Did you hear about the guy whose entire left side got cut off?

He’s all right now

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ainsleyrg
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 03 2019
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ZappBrannigansLaw
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 06 2018
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Did you hear about the guy who had his entire left side cut off in an accident?

He's alright now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nyquill81
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Did you hear about the guy whose entire left side was cut off?

He's all right.

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