Dead Oar Alive, You're Coming With Me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dramaticskill12
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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My wife was trying decide between sweep rowing [4 or 8 rowers, one oar each] and sculling [one rower, two oars].

I told her she had to choose one oar the other.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M4sterofD1saster
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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Are we going to talk about this oar what?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/olivercloseoff80
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who went into the Everglades, found this huge sea-cow thing and beat it to death with the oar of his boat?

They're prosecuting him for crimes against a manatee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fitz_cuniculus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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I asked my Dad why he decided to buy a boat?

He said "There was a sail."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_PoodlePants
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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An ether/oar situation...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/R3ALPH8TH
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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I shot an oar out of a bow, and missed.

It was an air row

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Runeald_Waslib
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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Swimmers are like some astronomers. Their job depends on meaty oars.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/churniglow
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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Dead Oar Alive, You're Coming With Me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RevGrizzly
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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Before my surgery today, the anesthesiologist asked if I'd like to be knocked out with gas or he could just hit me over the head with a canoe paddle. So I guess it was...

...an ether/oar situation...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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When rowing I never know which paddle to use.

I guess it's a case of either-oar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shu-di
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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Before my surgery, the anesthesiologist offered to use gas or knock me out with an oar.

It was an ether/oar decision.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acromantulus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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Lost Reddit Oars. (X-post from r/lostredditors)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fajitafighter-EMT
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2018
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What do you call a guy in a rowboat, but instead of oars he’s using a ski pole and ski?

Roman Polanski

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πŸ‘€︎ u/realshiidoe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2018
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Sea all the puns here oar do you naut?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ikingdoms
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2013
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I made a machine to operate the oars on my boat..

I made a row-bot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fat_Hitchhiker
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2017
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What’s the great thing about buying a rowboat?

The options vary greatly- it’s never a this oar that situation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poiuy03
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Did you see that sale on paddles at the sporting goods store?

Apparently it's a big oar deal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmd1234
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Before my surgery my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Do you think rowers have a favorite side to row on?

Or is it an either oar situation?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/faux_real_yo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Son: "Do you want the wooden one or the plastic one?"

Dad: *Getting into row boat* "either oar"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vdi_king
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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The sporting goods store downtown was having a big sale on canoe paddles, but traffic and road construction made it real pain to get there...

...yeah, it was quite the ordeal to get the oar deal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Why do I hate shopping for paddles when they're 50% off?

It's just too much of an oar deal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrayingMantis
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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I ate too many rowing paddles

Now I feel oar-full

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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Went canoeing with my dad.

I asked if he wanted to man the left or right paddle.

He said either oar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gnamflah
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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When my son asked me which of two boat paddles he should use, I said:

"Either oar."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-taco-rice-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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We were camping near the lake and my wife wanted to go canoeing...

She asked: "Which paddle should I take? The short wooden one, the long metal one?

I replied: "Doesn't matter, its either-oar situation"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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A boat builder was showing his son one of his forests

he turned to him and said "son, one day this will all be oars."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jtwilson32
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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i was going to say a joke about a blunt spear

but i don't see the point

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πŸ‘€︎ u/6T_FOR
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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Whatever floats your boat....

The indecisive rower couldn't choose either oar...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MilPens
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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I was struggling to find a sale on boating equipment. Eventually I did find one.

But it was an oar deal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/friday-the-horse
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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My wife brought me two kayak paddles and asked, "Which one do you want?"

I said, "I'll take either/oar."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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What do you call a machine designed to paddle a boat?

A row-bot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1derin
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2018
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Before my surgery, the anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle...

It was an ether/oar situation...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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Before surgery the anesthetist asked if I wanted to be knocked out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mirratrix
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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There was a big sale on canoe paddles at the store today.

It was quite an oar deal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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My πŸš£β€β™€οΈ coach asked if I wanted to row right or left?

I said it doesn’t matter, right, left, either oar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/riz_lemon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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Before my surgery, the anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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Before my operation, my doctor gave me the option to be knocked out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JMJTO
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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Before my surgery, my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle

It was an ether/oar situation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Supasaucey
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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Before my surgery my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle

It was an ether/oar situation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zeroshadow50
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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A fight broke out at the Sporting Goods store over the Paddle sale.

It was quite the oar deal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mjleak72
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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Before my surgery, my anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas, or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-wao
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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Before my surgery, my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wormfood__
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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The canoe store has a big sale last week.

It was quite the oar deal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ggismeh
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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Before my surgery the anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

Said it was ether/oar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlabamaMayan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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Before my surgery, the anesthesiologist offer to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mpmellor
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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Before my surgery, my anesthesiologist gave me the choice of being knocked out by gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coadnamedalex
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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My wife had 2 kayak paddles and asked me which one I wanted.

I said I’d take either/oar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lumber__Zach
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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Before my surgery, the doctor offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle

It was an ether/oar situation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aeidon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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