Are we going to talk about this oar what?
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οΈ Sep 04 2020
Did you hear about the guy who went into the Everglades, found this huge sea-cow thing and beat it to death with the oar of his boat?
They're prosecuting him for crimes against a manatee.
ποΈ 7
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οΈ Nov 06 2020
I shot an oar out of a bow, and missed.
ποΈ 3
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οΈ Sep 06 2020
Swimmers are like some astronomers. Their job depends on meaty oars.
ποΈ 2
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οΈ Jun 26 2020
An ether/oar situation...
ποΈ 5k
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οΈ Jun 10 2019
Dead Oar Alive, You're Coming With Me
ποΈ 2k
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οΈ Dec 23 2018
Before my surgery, the anesthesiologist offered to use gas or knock me out with an oar.
It was an ether/oar decision.
ποΈ 2
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οΈ Jun 04 2019
Lost Reddit Oars. (X-post from r/lostredditors)
ποΈ 6
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οΈ Oct 06 2018
What do you call a guy in a rowboat, but instead of oars heβs using a ski pole and ski?
ποΈ 4
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οΈ Apr 08 2018
Sea all the puns here oar do you naut?
ποΈ 103
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οΈ Apr 20 2013
I made a machine to operate the oars on my boat..
ποΈ 8
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οΈ Jan 03 2017
Before my surgery today, the anesthesiologist asked if I'd like to be knocked out with gas or he could just hit me over the head with a canoe paddle. So I guess it was...
...an ether/oar situation...
ποΈ 10k
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οΈ Dec 28 2020
Whatβs the great thing about buying a rowboat?
The options vary greatly- itβs never a this oar that situation
ποΈ 3
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οΈ Nov 21 2020
Did you see that sale on paddles at the sporting goods store?
Apparently it's a big oar deal.
ποΈ 13
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οΈ Oct 24 2020
Do you think rowers have a favorite side to row on?
Or is it an either oar situation?
ποΈ 36
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οΈ Aug 22 2020
Son: "Do you want the wooden one or the plastic one?"
Dad: *Getting into row boat* "either oar"
ποΈ 143
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οΈ May 27 2020
The sporting goods store downtown was having a big sale on canoe paddles, but traffic and road construction made it real pain to get there...
...yeah, it was quite the ordeal to get the oar deal.
ποΈ 2
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οΈ Aug 08 2020
Went canoeing with my dad.
I asked if he wanted to man the left or right paddle.
He said either oar.
ποΈ 5
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οΈ Jul 27 2020
Why do I hate shopping for paddles when they're 50% off?
It's just too much of an oar deal.
ποΈ 10
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οΈ Jun 18 2020
I ate too many rowing paddles
ποΈ 9
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οΈ May 24 2020
When my son asked me which of two boat paddles he should use, I said:
ποΈ 36
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οΈ Jun 08 2020
We were camping near the lake and my wife wanted to go canoeing...
She asked: "Which paddle should I take? The short wooden one, the long metal one?
I replied: "Doesn't matter, its either-oar situation"
ποΈ 6
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οΈ Jun 12 2020
A boat builder was showing his son one of his forests
he turned to him and said "son, one day this will all be oars."
ποΈ 11
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οΈ Apr 13 2020
Whatever floats your boat....
The indecisive rower couldn't choose either oar...
ποΈ 3
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οΈ Feb 10 2020
i was going to say a joke about a blunt spear
but i don't see the point
ποΈ 47
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οΈ Jul 10 2019
I was struggling to find a sale on boating equipment. Eventually I did find one.
ποΈ 4
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οΈ Jun 25 2019
My wife brought me two kayak paddles and asked, "Which one do you want?"
I said, "I'll take either/oar."
ποΈ 20
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οΈ Sep 19 2018
There was an amazing discount on canoes at Dick' s sporting goods.
It was quite the oar deal.
ποΈ 2
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οΈ Apr 13 2019
What do you call a machine designed to paddle a boat?
ποΈ 29
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οΈ May 29 2018
Before my surgery, the anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle...
It was an ether/oar situation...
ποΈ 241
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οΈ Apr 29 2020
Before my surgery my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
ποΈ 6k
π
οΈ Nov 10 2019
There was a big sale on canoe paddles at the store today.
It was quite an oar deal.
ποΈ 13
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οΈ Jul 16 2020
Before surgery the anesthetist asked if I wanted to be knocked out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation
ποΈ 21
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οΈ May 10 2020
My π£ββοΈ coach asked if I wanted to row right or left?
I said it doesnβt matter, right, left, either oar
ποΈ 16
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οΈ Jan 31 2020
Before my surgery, my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle
It was an ether/oar situation
ποΈ 186
π
οΈ Sep 26 2019
Before my operation, my doctor gave me the option to be knocked out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
ποΈ 49
π
οΈ Jun 04 2019
Before my surgery, the anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation
ποΈ 850
π
οΈ Jun 03 2019
Before my surgery my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle
It was an ether/oar situation
ποΈ 71
π
οΈ Jun 09 2019
Before my surgery, my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
ποΈ 36
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οΈ Oct 16 2019
A fight broke out at the Sporting Goods store over the Paddle sale.
It was quite the oar deal.
ποΈ 6
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οΈ Dec 13 2019
Before my surgery, my anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas, or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
ποΈ 11
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οΈ Jul 15 2019
Before my surgery, my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
ποΈ 5
π
οΈ Jun 09 2019
Before my surgery the anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
ποΈ 18
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οΈ Jul 15 2019
Before my surgery, the anesthesiologist offer to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
ποΈ 42
π
οΈ Jun 10 2019
The canoe store has a big sale last week.
It was quite the oar deal.
ποΈ 48
π
οΈ Sep 26 2018
Before my surgery, my anesthesiologist gave me the choice of being knocked out by gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
ποΈ 3
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οΈ Jun 11 2019
Before my surgery my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle
It was an ether/oar situation
ποΈ 9
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οΈ Jun 05 2019
Before my surgery, the doctor offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle
It was an ether/oar situation
ποΈ 6
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οΈ Jun 12 2019
My wife had 2 kayak paddles and asked me which one I wanted.
I said Iβd take either/oar.
ποΈ 40
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οΈ Jul 23 2018
The sporting goods store just had a big sale on canoes
It was quite the oar deal
ποΈ 8
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οΈ Mar 29 2019
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