Is it o.k. to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school...

....or, am I a really bad teacher ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z

Happy No L!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/December_Soul
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Teacher asked β€œWhat is the formula of water?” Student said β€œH I J K L M N O” teacher said β€œthat’s not the formula of water”

Student said β€œyou said the formula was H to O”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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Why is a Catholic Mass like The Gunfight At The O.K. Corral?

Pew! Pew! Pew!...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jon-A
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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What common chemical compound can be represented: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O

H2O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ttocs77
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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M a k a r o v i
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yachtman24
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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Dyslexic jokes about trees are O. A. K.
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2018
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Today during a spelling test, asked a small human, β€œHow do you spell crocodile?” They said β€œK-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L”. I told them that was incorrect.

They responded, β€œMaybe I did, but you asked how I spell it.”

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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Q: What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

A: Cuatro Sinko

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4yd3n_5
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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My dad had me worried
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2013
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Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?

I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Jimmy2
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2018
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Absolute Zero...

Is just O.k.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigmantomm
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2018
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Abraca-dad-bra!

I wanted someone to make me a cappuccino, so I said in a Facebook post announcing, 'Someone make me a cappuccino STAT.' My dad responded with, 'O.K. - you're a cappuccino.'

Proud to be related to that man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rodeohno
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2014
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A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?

Because they're all not 'C's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedPlanetCorridor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z

No-el no-L

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RikM
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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