Because they have gnome mercy.
Lebriechauns
Personally, I think the lecture was starting to drag on
A Percentaur!
The scentaur.
The Centaur of Attention
Achoopacabra
...The Redone D'ant.
It's a creature the size of an ant. But it has the head of an ant, the body of an ant, and the legs of another ant. It's half ant, half other ant.
The Menopausus
Miso-Genie.
Hannibal Lecturer 💀
After the visit, he stand corrected.
Thanks for the silver, kind stranger!
(why can't mythical creatures be weak to platinum?)
Even though we've been out of college for years, my fraternity pledge son and I still get together every week to play some pool. This week, we were discussing werewolves and where they fit in the mythical creature hierarchy.
"Werewolves are obviously the best," he says.
"That makes sense you'd like them," I reply. "You're like halfway one already."
"Oh, is it because of this?" he asks, gesturing toward his hair, his beard, his hairy chest.
"No, cause you're a human when the moon's not full."
