A list of puns related to "Mustaches"
Itβs my secret βstache.
When I went to grab it, it caught me off gourd.
but I'll shave it for later
But it has grown on me.
βYou finally found it, my secret stacheβ
But it's been growing on me.
Jew Man Chu
So some coworkers were recently discussing what a fu manchu was and it was pointed out that the space under the nose is typically shaved, basically making it an inverted hitler stache
My mom: I didnβt like the idea of the mustache but I have to say itβs grown on me
Me: No mom, itβs actually grown on me
But then the idea started to grow on me.
https://i.imgur.com/O6ePcMG.jpg
I canβt imagine what that guy is doing now...what left is there to do in life after reaching the pinnacle of dad jokes.
An inspiration to us all.
Then you could milk mustaches.
But itβs growing on me.
But Iβll admit itβs really growing on me
But itβs growing on me
it's growing on me.
Turns out, it was right under my nose the whole time.
But it's growing on me.
Dad shaved his beard off and left a handlebar mustache behind. And after a couple days:
Wife: At first I didn't like it at all, but it's growing on me.
Dad: No silly, it's growing on me.
A pistachio!
It's growing on me.
But now it's growing on me
Thanks, it's growing on me too!
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