My bad mushroom pun has been avenged.
I was having dinner with my mom tonight. Burritos. As soon as I picked mine up, it ripped apart and spewed its contents all over my plate, the table, and my lap.
After I finished swearing a blue streak and started cleaning up, she just casually said:
"Well it is wrapped in a tore-tilla..."
I wanted to become a fun guy.
Come on, why babe? I’m a fungi
He was a fun-guy.
Because they’re all fungi’s
Because he was a Fungi!
They where some pretty fun-gis
He's a FUNGI at parties
He was a fungi
A spores car!
The mushroom replies, "Why not?! I'm a fun guy!" He then goes on to say "The name's Gus, and all my friends call me Fun Gus"
They said there wasn't mushroom for a fungi like me.
Of course.. After all, he is a Fungi
But it's a morel.
Because he was a fungi
I think I need some morel support.
“You’re a fungi!”
I always tell them because he's a fungi
A shit-talkey
She said she preferred 2 fun-guy over one fun-Gus.
Portobello mushrooms
"There's humungous fungus amongus!"
He’s a real fungi.
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. Theres nutelling what can happen next... His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I can only espress-so much grief, but lettuce romaine calm. How sad that he ran out of thyme. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There's just not mushroom left for italian chefs in this world... Sending olive my prayers to his family. His wife is really upset, cheese still not over it... You never sausage a tragic thing. Its such a shame good people die fusilli reasons. It was a farfalle from grace... My condolences for Roberto, who died in the spaghetto. May he rest in yeast🙏🏻❤️
Wow! Im so glad so many people laughed at this joke, I got so much happy feedback from everyone lol thank u sm for all the rewards and upvotes, my week couldnt get better!😁
He though she was a pretty fungal, but didn't have mushroom on his schedule.
They don’t take up mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a beer.
Bartender: "Sorry we done serve food here."
Mushroom: "Come on, I'm a fungi..."
PS. I know a similar joke was recently posted, but I've always loved this two parter version.
Starting to worry it’s not stroganoff 🤦🏻♂️
They don't leave mushroom
Because he is a fun guy
He was actually a pretty fungi
Seemed like a fungi to be around.
Is the breakfast of champignons
At least until he met an anti fun gal.
I guess they must have realized I'm not a fungi.
He immediately said, “Well, I wouldn’t eat them.”
Smurf poop
Because he’s a fun guy.
Because He's A Real Fungi.
He's a fun guy.
Bartender says: “Hey! We don’t serve your lame kind!” Mushroom says: “Come on! I’m a fungi!”
