Murphy Bed Puns

A list of puns related to "Murphy Bed"

I'm moving out later this year, and my dad wants to turn my room into his office.

Me: Yeah, I figured you could use the space like that, if you didn't wanna just make it into a guest room.

Dad: No. Though I might put a Murphy Bed in there.

Me: Eh... I don't trust Murphy Beds.

Dad: Why not?

Me: Because with those, everything that can go wrong will.

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📅︎ Apr 19 2016
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