A list of puns related to "Bedmate"
A tip I got from my father in law, works like a charm
(Iβve never posted in here!)
Iβve known a few people who like to run in the early hours, and Iβm thinking of taking it up. Its cooler part of the day, not too dark, etc.
My question is: How am I supposed to set an alarm for 5AM (or whatever) and not have my husband want to kill me? Especially since heβs wfh and gets up at 7AMβyou know how sucky it is to wake up so close to your alarm.
Or if not an alarm: what do you do, early runner?
Some people find this disgusting. Some people say "the bed is for cums, not for crumbs".
To that I say "If you can't handle me at my crumbs, you don't deserve me at my cums"
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I've been hanging out and having great fun with this girl I've met who's travelling around. I've volunteered to host her so she'll be coming over soon. She's already visited my flat and knows that I only have a bed and we'll be sharing it. There has also been moments where she'd get really close to me whenever we hang out. I'm not gonna jump on her the first night she's here, but how should I initiate sex with her?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6401931/Why-Fidos-perfect-bedmate-women.html
" Dogs are a better sleeping companion than men, according to a study
For female owners, dogs can even help to prevent nightmares, research shows"
WTF? Who is paying for such shittiest research?
I am totally out of words guys!
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