You know it's a great dadjoke when you say something and your family groans, but the stranger dad behind you laughs.
I was out looking at beds with the family.
Wife: "I really like this bed."
Me: "I like it too, but I think this one is bedder."
When I get asked why I prefer King-sized mattresses.
Bigger is bedder.
I bought a new bed last week
I sleep so much bedder now
Every morning after I wake up, the first thing I do is make my bed.
Tomorrow I’m returning this piece of junk to Ikea.
A quickie [dadjoke] in bed. (SFW)
After a long and grueling day with our 2-year-old son mastering the art of the tantrum, my wife and I finally hit the hay.
Me: "Ahhh, bed."
Wife: "It's the beddiest bed in the world."
Me: "I couldn't have said it any bedder myself."
- First dadjoke post for me, be gentle. :)
After re-arranging the bed in our daughter's room...
To my wife: "Ah, that's bedder."
Wife: [Annoyed glare]
