I can't think of a title, let me sleep on it.
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︎ Apr 15 2023
I think I know why I can't sleep on my back but I have no evidence.
For now, I'm gonna say it's just my hunch.
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︎ Feb 17 2023
I can only fall sleep on a pile of old magazines
My doctor says I have back issues
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︎ Jan 09 2023
My right arm is my preferred arm to sleep on.
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︎ Jan 12 2023
I saw on Reddit that 30 percent of people allow their pets to sleep in bed with them. I decided to try it...
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︎ Dec 14 2021
The King sleeps on the king sized bed, the Queen sleeps on the queen sized bed, so where does the Prince sleep?
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︎ Aug 21 2022
What do you call a little nap on the couch before you go sleep in bed for the night?
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︎ Jun 08 2022
I usually go to sleep laying on my side. If that doesnβt work, I lie on my stomach.
Thatβs my back up plan.
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︎ May 02 2022
What kind of bed does Mr. T sleep on?
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︎ Nov 02 2022
What do you sleep on, sit on, & brush your teeth with?
A bed, a chair,. & a toothbrush
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︎ Sep 13 2022
What do toads sleep on?
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︎ Jul 10 2022
What kind of sofa does Nick Cannon refuse to sleep on?
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︎ Sep 16 2022
Why did The Joker have to sleep with his lights on?
Because he was afraid of the Dark Knight.
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My 9yr old son just told me this π€ͺ
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︎ Jul 28 2020
I can't think of a title, let me sleep on it.
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︎ Aug 17 2019
Bigfoot used to sleep on the top...
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︎ Jul 14 2022
are you finding it difficult to get to sleep? Then lie on the very edge of the bed.
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︎ Jun 21 2022
What do depressed people sleep on?
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︎ Feb 06 2022
Why did the Native American sleep on the floor of the hotel lobby?
He didn't have a reservation.
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︎ Mar 11 2022
Following surgery on her spine, the only way my wife can sleep comfortably is atop a huge pile of old magazines...
She has many back issues.
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︎ Jan 06 2022
"Grandpa, why did you put on a sleep mask?"
"I'm just clothing my eyes"
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︎ Oct 20 2021
My buddy asked me to look after his chihuahua for two weeks and, not liking small dogs, I asked if I could sleep on it.
He said no since that might kill it.
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︎ Aug 21 2021
My girlfriend asked why I put a watch on the bed before going to sleep.
I told her I wanted to wake up on time
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︎ Dec 09 2016
What type of tissue can you sleep on?
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︎ Sep 17 2020
I sleep on a cushion made of butterfly larva.
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︎ May 13 2021
What do cavemen sleep on?
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︎ Mar 05 2021
My kid asked "why do you go to sleep on the toilet so often?"
I said, "I always follow where my legs go".
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︎ Mar 05 2021
On what does a pyromaniac sleep?
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︎ May 27 2019
As a journalist I only sleep on corduroy pillows.
That way I always wake up with headlines βπ»
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︎ Oct 05 2020
Apparently, 29% of pet owners let their pet sleep on the bed with them, so I gave it a try...
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︎ Sep 20 2019
I like to sleep with the lights on.
It helps me dream up bright ideas.
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︎ Apr 03 2020
Why do lions sleep on dirt? Because they have nothing to li-on
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︎ Jul 24 2017
I like to sleep with the bedside lamp on, even though the wife reckons it's weird.
I don't see how, I think it makes a great hat.
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︎ May 18 2020
What do you call a country full of naked, alcohol drinking bears who sleep in winter and live on a mountain?
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︎ Sep 03 2017
Why can you sleep on sodas?
Because itβs a soft-drink
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︎ Dec 31 2019
My wife wants me to choose a mattress. Eh, Iβll sleep on it
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︎ Jun 23 2019
I canβt sleep unless I have a fan on
I think itβs a pretty chill way to sleep
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︎ Mar 08 2019
I sleep on a pile of old magazines.
I have a lot of back issues.
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︎ May 25 2022
My doctor recommended I sleep on a stack of old magazines.
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︎ Apr 15 2018
What kind of bed does the Prince of Whales sleep on?
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︎ Aug 24 2020
What do Geologists sleep on?
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