I can't think of a title, let me sleep on it.
I think I know why I can't sleep on my back but I have no evidence.
For now, I'm gonna say it's just my hunch.
I can only fall sleep on a pile of old magazines
My doctor says I have back issues
My right arm is my preferred arm to sleep on.
I saw on Reddit that 30 percent of people allow their pets to sleep in bed with them. I decided to try it...
The King sleeps on the king sized bed, the Queen sleeps on the queen sized bed, so where does the Prince sleep?
What do you call a little nap on the couch before you go sleep in bed for the night?
I usually go to sleep laying on my side. If that doesn’t work, I lie on my stomach.
What kind of bed does Mr. T sleep on?
What do you sleep on, sit on, & brush your teeth with?
A bed, a chair,. & a toothbrush
What kind of sofa does Nick Cannon refuse to sleep on?
Why did The Joker have to sleep with his lights on?
Because he was afraid of the Dark Knight.
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My 9yr old son just told me this 🤪
I can't think of a title, let me sleep on it.
Bigfoot used to sleep on the top...
are you finding it difficult to get to sleep? Then lie on the very edge of the bed.
What do depressed people sleep on?
Following surgery on her spine, the only way my wife can sleep comfortably is atop a huge pile of old magazines...
She has many back issues.
"Grandpa, why did you put on a sleep mask?"
"I'm just clothing my eyes"
My buddy asked me to look after his chihuahua for two weeks and, not liking small dogs, I asked if I could sleep on it.
He said no since that might kill it.
My girlfriend asked why I put a watch on the bed before going to sleep.
I told her I wanted to wake up on time
What type of tissue can you sleep on?
I sleep on a cushion made of butterfly larva.
What do cavemen sleep on?
My kid asked "why do you go to sleep on the toilet so often?"
I said, "I always follow where my legs go".
On what does a pyromaniac sleep?
As a journalist I only sleep on corduroy pillows.
That way I always wake up with headlines ☝🏻
Apparently, 29% of pet owners let their pet sleep on the bed with them, so I gave it a try...
I like to sleep with the lights on.
It helps me dream up bright ideas.
Why do lions sleep on dirt? Because they have nothing to li-on
I like to sleep with the bedside lamp on, even though the wife reckons it's weird.
I don't see how, I think it makes a great hat.
What do you call a country full of naked, alcohol drinking bears who sleep in winter and live on a mountain?
Why can you sleep on sodas?
Because it’s a soft-drink
My wife wants me to choose a mattress. Eh, I’ll sleep on it
I can’t sleep unless I have a fan on
I think it’s a pretty chill way to sleep
I sleep on a pile of old magazines.
I have a lot of back issues.
My doctor recommended I sleep on a stack of old magazines.
What kind of bed does the Prince of Whales sleep on?
What do Geologists sleep on?
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