A list of puns related to "For Sleep"
...a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...
Itβs my dream job.
It was a night knight fort for Fortnight for a fortnight.
When itβs pasture bedtime.
Attention whore
By: Matthew Broussard
Itβs two tents.
Ending a sentence with a proposition.
It's two day-ngerous
It was a self-deprivating joke!
Take a 12 hour plane trip
I came to school 2 hours late the next day.
He asked her father if it was alright for them to sleep together
He said no to which my dad replied " That's unfortunate, because you're a very attractive man".
β¦but as he grows older and bigger, Daddy Balloon insists he sleeps in his own bed.
Baby Balloon doesn't like being all alone, he misses his Mommy and Daddy so much, that after a few nights, he tries to sneak back into Mommy Balloon and Daddy Balloon's bed, only to find that he had grown too big to fit in the bed with them!
He decides to let some air out of Mommy Balloon, but there's still not enough room, so he let's some air out of Daddy Balloon, but again there's not enough room, so he lets some air out of himself and finally he fits into the bed!
Well, the following morning Daddy Balloon is furious!
"I am very disappointed with you!" says Daddy Balloon. "Not only have you let your Mother down, but you have let me down and let yourself down!"
"What do you call twins conceived on a waterbed? "Off springs!"
Oh, dad. Your sense of humor can't hold water...
Shit, now he's got me doing it. Send help!
a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away
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