When the moon hits your eye, Like a big pizza pie, That's amore.
When an eel bites your hand,
And that's not what you planned,
That's a moray.
When our habits are strange,
And our customs deranged,
That's our mores.
When your horse munches straw,
And the bales total four,
That's some more hay.
When Othello's poor wife
Becomes stabbed with a knife,
That's a Moor, eh?
When a Japanese knight
Uses his sword in a fight,
That's Samurai.
When your sheep go to graze
In a damp marshy place,
That's a moor, eh?
When your boat comes home fine
And you tie up her line,
That's a moor, eh?
When you ace your last tests
Like you did all the rest,
That's some more "A"s!
In New Zealand you see
An aborigine,
That's a Maori.
Alley Oop's homeland has
A space gun with pizzazz,
That's a Moo Ray.
A comedian ham,
With the name Amsterdam,
That's a Morey.
When your chocolate graham,
Is so full and so crammed,
That s'more, eh.
When you've had quite enough,
Of this dumb rhyming stuff,
That's "No more!", eh?
I am Buzz Aldrin. Second man to step on the moon.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
I’ll take that ban now
What do you say to someone who has been on the moon when you feel bad about something?
>You Apollo-gize
(From my son today, he has improved astronomically over the past few years.)
Just went to a restaraunt on the moon
Wouldn't go again no atmosphere
SON: “Hey, Dad! This newspaper says the moon is going broke.”
DAD: “Why is it going broke?”
SON: “The paper says it’s going into its last quarter.”
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE RESTAURANT ON THE MOON?
GREAT FOOD.... NO ATMOSPHERE
I was gonna moon all of reddit
Thought you might find that a bit cheeky
The tide ebbed as the moon set in the west...
I made a mental note to pick up more detergent next time I'm in town.
I made this little Honeymoon pin, get it? Honey- moon? hope you like it! (:
I hear that Neil Armstrong was very comfortable when he landed on the Moon.
And from the pictures I saw, his suit does seem like it has a lot of space inside
Why is the moon feeling less popular?
There’s no buzz around it.
Why does a moon rock taste better then an earth rock?
Because there a littler meteor.
NASA found a full body skeleton on the moon!
Turns out the cow didn’t make it all the way
Did you know the Apollo 11 astronauts arm wrestled to decide who would be the first man on the moon?
How does the moon give the sun a great hairdo?
This administration is aiming to put a woman on the moon by 2024
What does the moon do when his hair gets too long?
What do astronauts wear on the Moon?
It's the Year of the Moon
Why did the moon go to the bank?
The moon went totally dark the other night.
Don't worry though. It's just a phase.
I went to the restaurant on the moon the other day.
The food was out of this world but there was little atmosphere.
What does the moon do when he needs a haircut?
I have a joke about a mission to the moon, but it's really bad...
Did you hear about the scientists who discovered there are bank clerks on the moon?
They saw them through their teller-scopes.
I used to be really into the full Moon
Turns out it was just a phase
Why is the dark side of the moon dry?
Because the other side has all the moonshine
I met Buzz Aldrin once and asked how he felt being the second man on the moon...
"Well…" he said. "It could have been anyone. Right up until we landed, we hadn't decided who would be first out the door. Then, once we touched down, Neil suggested we flip for it."
"And he won?" I said.
"Well, no…" he mumbled. "The coin was still in the air when Neil jumped down the ladder, the big jerk."
A credit union in a Moon colony could be appropriately called Apollo Lunar Lender.
Why doesn't the moon shave?
Did you know, some fleas spend their lives jumping for the moon?
What do you call a rampaging cow under the full moon?
You know, sometimes, as I lie in bed, looking up into the great night sky, counting each star and watching the moon slowly float by, I think to myself:
"Where the fuck is my roof?"
I've heard that Neil Armstrong used to tell really boring jokes about the moon that nobody understood.
I guess you had to be there.
How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?
You would think the Earth is best, but the moon runs rings around it
What’s the difference between an Oklahoman marsupial and a conspirator who lives on the moon?
One is a Sooner lemur and the other is a lunar schemer.
Will there ever be restaurants on the moon?
Personally I think the food would be good but there wouldn't be a good atmosphere.
If The Moon Was A Disco
There would definitely be Panic at the disco
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
We're calling our spaceship the Apollo-G.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere.
Yesterday two astronauts got lost on the dark side of the moon. It was cold and scary, but
on the bright side they had a blast playing in the craters.
My son identifies as a crescent moon.
I’m worried, but my wife says it’s just a phase.
What really happened during the moon landing
If the moon is made of cheese, why doesn't it go bad?
What do you call a tick on the moon?
My daughter asked me who is older, the sun or the moon.
When I answered that the sun was older, she said:
"The moon is older because she can go out at night"
Well played.
What do you call a meal from the moon?
What do you call a person really crazy about the moon
When you look at the sky and see the moon
You're looking at a subtle light
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
What do you think walking on the moon is like?
Why is the moon so conceited at times?
It becomes full of itself.
When a moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
The moon landing is obviously fake
Like c’mon the moon is still up there. It never landed.
Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?
No, but a "good eye might".
What do you call a 100-year old who moons you when skinny-dipping every day?
An Oldie butt, bares repeating.
Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon?
He wanted to go where no man had gone before.
(My dad dropped this one out of nowhere over coffee this morning.)
How does the moon cut his hair?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere
How does the moon cut his hair?
How does the moon cut his hair?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock?
It’s just a little meteor.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, No atmosphere...
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, NO ATMOSPHERE
Have you heard about the resturant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
Did you hear about that restaurant on the moon?
The food’s great, but there’s no atmosphere.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
There's great food, but no atmosphere.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
im buzz Aldrin,second man on the moon
How does the moon cut its hair?
Did you hear about the restaurant they built on the moon...
The food is good but there's no atmosphere.
How does the moon cut his hair?
How does the moon cut his hair?
I got lost on the dark side of the moon the other day. It was cold and scary, but
on the bright side the craters were a lot of fun to explore!
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?
The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?
The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the Moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
How does the moon cut his hair?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
My son identifies as a crescent moon. I’m worried, but my wife says it’s just a phase.
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?
The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.
How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
Have you heard about the new restaurant in moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere.
Have you heard about that new restaurant on the moon?
The food was great, but there was no atmosphere 😪
How does the moon cut his hair?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but it has no atmosphere
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
There’s great food, but no atmosphere.
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?
The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.
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