Money Puns are Pun-ey
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︎ Jul 08 2018
I recently came into a lot of money
that's why I got fired from the bank.
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︎ Aug 05 2022
I told my neighbor that my son with multiple degrees made more money moving boxes in a hot warehouse than he did in an office
He asked me what the degrees were in.
I said this is America, so Fahrenheit.
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︎ Jul 18 2022
I need advice for childproofing my home. Iβve spent so much time, money and effort on it already but
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︎ Aug 05 2022
The temple money changers always had the upper hand until...
The temple money changers always had the upper hand until...
>!Jesus turned the tables!!<
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︎ Aug 01 2022
How much money do you need in your pocket to stop a bullet?
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︎ Jul 08 2022
What type of money do poultry farms accept?
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︎ Jul 23 2022
I knew a guy who tried to save money on pasta by shoplifting.
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︎ Aug 04 2022
How can you tell if your money smells?
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︎ Aug 01 2022
Did you hear about the ATM that got addicted to money?
It suffered from withdrawals.
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︎ Jul 27 2022
BREAKING NEWS: LAPD bust massive money laundering scheme.
Kingpins believed the Tides were turning in their favor and they had everything to Gain, but law enforcement threw them for a spin cycle, rinsed them out, and before long, it was All over.
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︎ Aug 01 2022
Growing up we didn't have a lot of money. I had to use a hand-me-down Calculator with no multiplication symbol on it.
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︎ Mar 10 2022
Why don't you have as much money as you make at the end of the month?
This guy named Bill keeps taking it from you.
My coworker told me that one i can't take credit for it
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︎ Jul 22 2022
Do you know why you don't need a lot of money to buy ovine meat?
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︎ Aug 04 2022
a friend of mine earned extra money when he was a student working as a sub in a bondage dungeon
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︎ Jul 25 2022
Save money on boomerangs...
.....by simply buying a normal stick and a labrador.
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︎ Jul 30 2022
A piece of bread asked me for money
I decided to give it to them because I thought they kneaded it
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︎ Jul 02 2022
I loaned my blind friend a good amount of money
he said he would pay me back the next time he saw me...
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︎ Jun 16 2022
An armed man walks into a bank with 2 CDs glued to his glasses. The cashier hands him the money and says βIβve got to ask whatβs with the CDs?β
The man replies βTheyβre my disk eyes!β
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︎ Jul 04 2022
How did the college student cross the ocean?
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︎ Jul 26 2022
I need money but when I ask my friends, they just disappear on me.
I just asked them to "Leave me a loan"...
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︎ May 31 2022
I know a guy who has a belt made out of $100.00 bills.
Seems like a waist of money to meβ¦ but to each their own. π€·ββοΈ
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︎ Jul 31 2022
Why does money smell good?
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︎ Jun 22 2022
Iβm writing a book on βReverse Psychology.β
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︎ Aug 05 2022
My farm animal ate all my moneyβ¦
Now I just have a cash cow.
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︎ Jul 04 2022
My coworker won some money in the Powerball, so he decided to fulfill his lifelong dream of learning to play the drums.
He bought a bunch of pricey kits and played them at all hours. His neighbors got so mad, they ended up suing him in civil court, and he lost all his money, so he has to sell all the drums now.
He's got a lottery percussions to deal with.
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︎ Jun 06 2022
There's not a lot of money in selling bidets
In the end its usually a wash.
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︎ May 12 2022
Iβm reading a book called βQuick Money for Dummiesβ...
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︎ Jun 03 2022
I asked my friend when their birthday was. He said March 1st.
I stood up, walked around the room, and asked again
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︎ Jul 24 2022
What does chicken do when itβs desperate for money?
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︎ Jun 21 2022
People say I donβt make a lot of money
But their arguments donβt make cents either.
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︎ Jun 23 2022
Money talks
Q- What did the stuttering Chinese banker name his first born?
A- Cha-ching
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︎ Jul 02 2022
How does a student with IBS make money?
By becoming a multi-disciplinary tutor
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︎ Jun 26 2022
Why isn't there a professional hide and seek league?
Good players are too hard to find.
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︎ Jul 07 2022
I had a friend who made a lot of money as a sales rep for a lighter company.
It was kind of a Bic deal.
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︎ Jun 08 2022
Quite a lot of money
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︎ Dec 18 2021
I stopped donating money to the grapes of fury
They are a charity organization that claimed they tackle social issues that are "low hanging fruits".
Turns out they were just raisin awareness.
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︎ Jun 15 2022
My fortune teller told me that I would get a lot of money today but it never happened.
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︎ May 29 2022
Waste of money
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︎ Feb 16 2022
When does it rain money?
When there is change in the weather.
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︎ Jun 16 2022
I'll never understand anyone who puts money in a no interest checking account
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︎ Jun 02 2022
My herbal addiction is getting out of control. Rosemary, Sage, anything to get that herbal hit. When the money ran out I raided the garden, that's cleared out now. Some friends have been lending me some of theirs, but it's not enough to keep me going.
I'm just living on borrowed thyme.
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︎ Feb 16 2022
Where do polar bears keep their money?
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︎ Jun 15 2022
How did the water company make money?
By staying solvent and having revenue streams
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︎ Jun 14 2022
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