A median and a mode walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “I’m glad you ditched your friend. He’s mean.”
Devs took a while before they make Minecraft: Story Mode
They can't get over writer's block.
What is the favorite mode of transportation for accountants?
Why do redditors never have their settings on light mode?
Well, we aren't the brightest people
Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Because light attracts bugs.
What was the preferred mode of transport for the wizard of Oz?
"No Time To Die" movie is delayed. Thread goes full-pun mode
ba dum tss (sorry for the light mode)
Wife (we both live in the US): I have to make sure my work phone is on do not disturb mode before bed so I don’t get email notifications from co-workers in our office in Europe.
Me: Sure, because when they send email, they don’t care if you’re up.
Sorry in advance, dark mode users!
My Dad told me the other day he hates it when people use dark mode
so i called him a racist
p.s do i need to make this nsfw? i'm not sure so pls don't remove
My favorite mode of pun. [OC]
To keep the virus away, I'm taking forever to open the door, refusing to change the temperature and only playing games in single player mode.
In other words, I'm doing everything I can to be a bad host.
I’m going to open an ice cream shop in Texas called *Remember the A La Mode*.
What's a werewolf's favourite mode of transport?
What's an equestrian's favorite mode of transportation?
I'm trying to get broomstick to be a more popular mode of transport,
But that's just witchful thinking.
What is a dog's favorite mode of transportation?
Just realized there’s a dark mode...
Ironically I’ve been in the dark about this the entire time.
Dark mode
https://preview.redd.it/anaea59h3u521.png?width=889&format=png&auto=webp&s=6ddc813155f6523141aea8e1da2359c5f1b93615
I turned on Airplane mode on my phone.
I threw my phone out of the window and it didn't fly.
Even though Math is a median of instruction, teachers can be really mean. Sometimes they enjoy students going into range mode.
What is a slugs favorite mode of transportation?
What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?
When it comes to Depeche Mode...
... I just can't get enough.
Sometimes I have to turn it off and enjoy the silence.
Flight Mode
I switched my phone to Flight Mode and it dragged me out of my seat
What is Harry Potter’s favourite mode of transportation?
Walking............... JK Rowling
Yo mama is so fat ,she takes selfies in panaromic mode
Until her phone runs out of battery
I put my phone on airplane mode yesterday...
...it didn’t fly well with my friends :(
Airplane Mode
http://madeofmistake.com/airplane-mode
I just put my cell phone on airplane mode
Biggest disappointment of my life. It didn't fly anywhere.
A median and a mode walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “I’m glad you ditched your friend. He’s mean.”
What is the favorite mode of transportation for accountants?
A median and a mode walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “I’m glad you ditched your friend. He’s mean.”
Why do programmers like dark mode?
Because light attracts bugs
A median and a mode walk into a bar.
Bartender: I’m glad you left your friend at home. He’s mean.
A median and a mode walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “I’m glad you ditched your friend. He’s mean.”
A median and a mode walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “I’m glad you ditched your friend. He is mean.”
A median and a mode walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “I’m glad you dumped your friend. He’s mean.”
What's a mathematician's favourite mode of transport?
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