Why wouldn't the cow give the farmer any milk? πŸ„

She wasn't in the mood

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Good_Kid_Mad_City
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2023
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What kind of milk does a Mythical Cow drink?

Legendary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhoenixAurum
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2023
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What kind of sound does a cow make when it runs out of milk?

None, there's udder silence!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sgthawkeye9
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2023
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what do you call a cow that cannot produce milk?

A udder dissappointment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gartro08
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2023
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What do you get when you milk a dwarf cow?

Condensed milk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kenbisbee
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2023
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What do you call a cow who can’t give milk?

An udder failure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/taleasoldastime96
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2022
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When's the best time to milk a cow?

when she's in the moooo-d

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toanystank
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2023
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Have you ever tried Mythical Cow Milk?

I heard it was Legend Dairy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrumpff14
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2022
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When I was a boy, my dad taught me how to milk a cow.

Those are some of the best mammaries.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Masselein
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2022
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Did you hear about the cow that stopped giving milk?

It was an udder failure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OblongAndKneeless
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2022
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How do you call a rare cow that runs fast and makes lots of milk

Leg-and-dairy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/malama2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2022
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what happens if you milk a cow from behind?

You get patted on the head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnooSketches7308
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2022
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Did you hear about the cow who’s milk went everywhere?

It was udder chaos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0ldManMcGucket
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2021
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We all know what to call a cow that doesn't give milk. But what do you call a second cow that has also stopped giving milk?

Anudder failure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeadOnDeparture98
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2022
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Our cow, Bessie, has stopped producing milk in her old age

She's experienced udder defeat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtilexx
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2021
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What do you call a cow that can’t produce milk?

A milk dud… or an udder failure. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Sounds like a classic too good not to share. Seen via image watermarked β€œkitchencraftyfun.com”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eat_the_lemons
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2021
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Why did the cow stop giving milk?

It was udderly exhausted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hlsinc
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2021
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Have you ever tried to milk a cow that has been cut in half?

Udder madness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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What happens if a cow drinks her own milk?

It comes in at one end, and out the udder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattBatz1991
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Did you hear about the cow that could produce 1,000 gallons of milk every day?

She was legendairy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dcapz87
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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What mind of milk do you get from a rich cow?

Spoiled milk

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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Did you hear that they genetically engineered a milk cow to have no teats?

It was udderly pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HwackAMole
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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What's so different about a milk and a cow?

You can milk a cow, but you can't cow a milk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NedoKris
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2023
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What do you call a cow that can’t produce milk?

A milk dud

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peter_Clavin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2022
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If a cow doesn’t produce milk…

…is it a Milk Dud or an udder failure?πŸ€”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AaronTheElite007
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2022
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If a cow doesn’t produce milk

Is it a milk dud or an udder failure?

I’ll moooove along

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Starfreak900
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2022
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If a cow doesn't produce milk...

is it a milk dud, or an udder failure?

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2022
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What do you call a cow with no milk?

An udder disappointment

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2022
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If a cow doesn’t produce milk…

Is it a milk dud or an udder failure?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deadmemories8683
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2022
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What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk.

A milk dud, udder failure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/quigleydude
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2022
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what sounds does a cow make when it runs out of milk?

Non, there's udder silence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/himynamesjj
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2022
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What sound does a cow make when it runs out of milk?

None. There is udder silence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mario1232020
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2021
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What do you call a cow who doesn’t give milk?

An udder failure!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/taleasoldastime96
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2022
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what do you call a cow who doesn't produce milk?

Udderly useless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Biasedbinkie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2022
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What type of milk comes from a dwarf cow?

Condensed Milk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Explosive-Bear
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2022
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If a cow doesn’t produce milk…

…is it a milk dud or a utter failure?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ddvl1285
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2022
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What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

An udder failure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hotinthakitchen1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2021
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If a cow doesn’t produce milk, it’s both an udder failure, and a milk dud.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/superflyguy87
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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If a cow can't make milk..

Is it an Udder Failure or a Milk Dud?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erebus_Oneiros
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2021
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What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CMDR-Hooker
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

An udder failure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rooner_Spism
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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What do you call a cow that cannot produce milk?

An udder failure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punderants
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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What Do you call a cow that can't make any Milk?

An Udder failure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlazingMetal
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2016
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What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk

An udder failure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notafuddu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

An Udder Failure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBreadSkeleton
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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My cow stopped producing milk

What an udder disappointment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KurlyKarl
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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What do you call a cow that can’t produce milk?

An udder failure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotfatdogs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2017
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