A list of puns related to "Militaries"
A-TEN-SON!
It’s called War and Peas.
Thank you for your cervix.
A seasoned veteran.
The Colonel of Truth
It's so when they all come to port they can Scandinavian.
To minimise casual tees
All I can find are base models.
The Naval Corps.
With a salt rifle and pepper spray.
They’re submarines.
When I tell him he's too young, he says he wants to join the infantry.
He just drones on and on.
Ducks will always quack under interrogation.
I don't know, they have too many branches.
small arms
Because they are strict no-fly zones.
It's a Kitchy-Kitchy Koo
He's a loo tenant.
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He quickly achieved the rank of “treem ”, rather high up in the rankings. However, it was not long lasting, as after a series of events he was demoted. His parents grew very annoyed of hearing him talking about having been a treem, his unfair demotion, and how much he hated his new position. Now, the gamer’s family often made little newspapers to share personal achievements and events with their family.
This weeks top headline read, “ex-treem dissed appointment”.
So when they return, they can Scandinavian
It was his personal creed to never surrender or retweet.
Surrounded by his son, his twin daughters and a haggard-looking nurse who looked about ready to end it all if only she could find the bloody switch, he was finally breathing his last.
His son, who loved him dearly and wasn't at all sure if he had been cut out of the will or not, burst into tears at the plight of a man who would look more at home in a red woolly outfit than he ever could in drab, white linen.
"I do not wish to die today, Anthony", he intoned fixing his gaze slightly above his son's left shoulder, "there is something you must do to save me."
"Tell me what to do dad, I can't bear to look at you this way", cried Anthony.
"There is a land, not far from here, where no one ever dies. It is not for dying you see. That is where I must go."
"Where is this place father? Tell me, and I shall take you to it."
"Take me there now", he said faintly as if in great pain, "Take me to, The Living Room."
That way, whenever one of them comes into port, they can Scandinavian.
Kernel
G.I raffe
An army-dillo.
So when they get back they can Scandinavian
a JOINT taskforce!
To minimize casual tees
Fleece Navy Dad
To Scandinavian
One time a contractor approached me and asked if I wanted to buy some panzers that his company built.
I considered it for a while but remembered that the air force needed to get new fighter jets.
I turn back to the contractor and say, “sorry, but we just don’t have enough room in the budget. Thanks but no tanks.”
Because they’re USAF.
A Sub-Marine!
After all, why would they put everyone in divisions?
Finally I gave up.
The Air Force, because they're US AF.
He was an impressive Marxman.
The Air Force; they're US AF
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